Isn't St. Mary's literally right across the street from Notre Dame? And Holy Cross is nearby too, right? Surely they have hotter chicks due to lower academic standards. And I tend to believe that he duped his parents in all this mess, too. They have no idea he's gay. They're pressing him to meet the "love of his life" so what does he do? He kills her off. No one to introduce to his parents and the grief over losing his girlfriend would prevent questions as to why no chicks are with him going forward until he's off to the NFL.