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I'll fully admit to wanting the Cubs to get Milton. I just figured he'd be the super crazy baseball guy with the wacky name. Knew his numbers were pumped up by playing in Texas and he missed a lot of time, but even discounting that he had been a productive player and his deal wasn't terrible. I didn't know about his domestic violence calls back in 2005 when he was signed, and if I did I would have hated him from the get go.

WHO ARE THE 10 [expletive] FACES. SHOW YOURSELVES.

I agree.

No. Then ct will never stop trying to make "Salad" a thing.

Tell me your thoughts and opinions.

baez is allowed to dong fight at coors iirc he already has 3 career HR there lol He'll never have another lol over/under 40%? As a Cub?

Think about how awesome this team is going to be, and then this lazy-eyed, neck-tattooed mook is gonna be killing their dong-momentum for God knows how long. LET'S MOVE ONWARD AND UPWARD.

baez is allowed to dong fight at coors iirc he already has 3 career HR there lol He'll never have another lol

I thought everyone figured he was a fluke last year.

Don't bring a Baez to a dong fight.

You can't process why people are down on a guy who sucked hard for 4 seasons prior to last year, while lusting after a gigantic video screen. ROBOTS, MAN. You guys are weird.

The TV guys get the classy bucket.

*Heroin* *Forehead*

Cobs.

I'm talking about failure.

Look, it's hard to breathe because of the stench, OK?

http://cnet4.cbsistatic.com/hub/i/r/2014/12/18/74adc841-5232-4a4a-88c9-4603bdf668fa/resize/770x578/19340e4ca4bab1f7522d6956a935e2ad/simpsonstoilets.jpg

LET'S DO THIS, FOOLS AND FOOLETTES.

I'd rather [expletive] in a porta-john It's not just that, but the huge portions of revenue they're gonna miss out on anyways, with the legitimate concern that we could see similar delays and lost revenue in the subsequent phases. 1.) Highly doubtful they'd be getting full revenue playing at Miller Park, anyway. I sincerely doubt they'd be selling out every game and it'd probably cost them something significant to play there for a full year. 2.) This doesn't make much sense to me. As it currently stands, Phase One should essentially be complete come mid-June. From what I can tell, it would seem like this is the most difficult and extensive phase as they are building a significant portion of the stadium from scratch. That said, since it will be done by June and Phase Two won't begin until next offseason anyway, where's the delay coming from besides more cold weather/force majeure type stuff? Should they play the next several years at Miller just in case there's delays each offseason? Aren't they supposed to do some extensive work to the grandstand? The point is if you play a season elsewhere, you do work yearround. Yeah, there's still a ton of work to be done on/in the grandstand and the clubhouses and, well, practically everything they haven't touched already. I don't know why ct thinks all of the "hard stuff" is nearly done after a single offseason in a projected 5 year process.

It's a literal [expletive] storm.

Yep. Hopefully Bryant is practicing right field. http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/1246621429_stevenSegalGlare.gif

Is he going to run for the mayor of Amity? Those are some sweet ass socks.

Even better!

Is that the pawnbroker's symbol?