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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Oh man, it just keeps getting better and better. That gif is like a pile of presents on Christmas morning.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    No, not hating whatever; hating Baez. His name is Baez, and we hate how he sucks at baseball.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Look, it's his fault for sucking so much that he ruined Bryant's thread.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Ass juice.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Uhhhh, how many people did that thing kill?
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Holy [expletive], Jason Marquis is still alive?
  7. Sammy Sofa
    It was a fun game and not our fault you spent $60 on bison dogs. http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Gold-Robot-Hedonismbot-Loves-To-Bathe-In-Hot-Dogs-On-Futurama.gif
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Baseball "officially" looks at post-1900 as their modern era, though that's probably a combination of old dorks with onions on their belts and that most everyone forgot that that was the case. Personally, the modern era began once a bunch of teams started integrating.
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  10. Sammy Sofa
    Dickety-nine ain't modern enough for you, fancypants?!?
  11. Sammy Sofa
    niceeeeeeeeee This reads like you're screaming. Dunno what to tell you there, dude. Just a pointless pet peeve; I'm assuming you'd be stretching out the "I" or the "sss" sounds as opposed to a shrieking "EEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
  12. Sammy Sofa
    niceeeeeeeeee This reads like you're screaming.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    How could you possibly screw up that math. http://www.tylershores.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/vlcsnap-2011-06-18-00h34m23s211.png
  14. Sammy Sofa
    It = DAT TATTOO
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Burn Derwood.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Please don't be doing something creepy.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    I am jealous of you. I miss all of those things you just spoke of.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    The dong count is up to 7 and the dong pace is now 189 and rising. It was specific to the context of this game, you choad.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    At my signal unleash dongs. The rampage will just continue to escalate with Bryant and then Russell joining the fray, with nary a Baez to be seen to kill the momentum.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    http://www.trbimg.com/img-5184ef07/turbine/chi-maddux-1220090318151804 http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130921123303/simpsons/images/2/2f/Funniest-simpsons-gifs-sucker-punch.gif
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Lol you can't be [expletive] serious I'm still confident he will get to play for some team dumb enough to trade for him.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Can't he just not be good at hitting baseballs most of the time?
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Hot damn, that was fun to watch.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Boing.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Good. Save it for a fat man of might and righteous fury.
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