Sammy Sofa
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I'm gonna blame this loss on my damn dog eating some of my amazing nachos when I got up to get a drink. -
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And framed huge strikeouts. But Persunulhz catcherz!!!111ONEZ Wait, was the wind not blowing out hard enough for him?
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I'm going to to assume this you intentionally being clever, because otherwise, holy [expletive], I need to go and fly off of a hill. Never assume I'm being clever. You are smarter than that. Wilson = http://comedycentral.mtvnimages.com/images/shows/key_and_peele/video/season_2/key_peele_can_do_anything.jpg?
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. Are we gonna migrate over to the Mad Men thread for a live-watch?
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Christ, Castillo would have had him out by a mile.
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I'm going to to assume this you intentionally being clever, because otherwise, holy [expletive], I need to go and fly off of a hill.
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Why didn't he throw over then? In short, an abundance of caution. There were zero outs, he's already moving towards first, he's left handed so he has to wheel around completely one way or another, basically the same reason every 10 year old is trained to go to 1st in that situation. Based on Wilson's grasp of physics, I'm assuming he was thinking that the ball would have carried Lester to 3B if he had just let it take him.
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I just love how that came right on the back of Kruk slobbering all over railing Castro for "mental lapses." "Lester just must be uncomfortable throwing to bases!!!" Like it couldn't possibly be a mistake.
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Ah-doy, Olt is fixed and all kinds of awesome [expletive] like that is gonna be happening ALL YEAR so shut up Kyle.
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I suggest you use a traditional mix when adding toppings to your nachos:
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Wait, how the [expletive] is that a thing? You might as well package it as "the nachos from your crappy local bowling alley."
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DO NOT GOOGLE "NACHO PORN." Thanks for being so [expletive] literal, Google. Jerkstore.
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It's like they're trying to make Ricketts cry.
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FDB http://images.wikia.com/regularshow/es/images/8/85/Nachos.gif
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I love this thing.
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