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Sammy Sofa

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  1. I think David might have a bit of a drinking problem.
  2. Yup. It was an embarrassingly bad course for the US Open; why shouldn't they call it out?
  3. Hottest of takes right there.
  4. lmao can you imagine the poor computer that had to parse all of kyle's posts And that's how the Decepticons were born.
  5. Thanks a lot, David.
  6. I still think everyone HoF-worthy should be in there; it's supposed to be a baseball museum, for [expletive]'s sake. Just keep him banned from any kind of actual professional baseball job, which is the part that really drives him nuts anyway.
  7. I'm pretty much the only person that made a terrible joke about the guy in imb's story, so if you're pissed off about it then just be pissed off at me. imb was just telling an amusing story from his own life and taking a dig at a shitty announcer and other people found it funny. The other part confused me because who the hell is worried about what an announcer looks like?
  8. Ok? The first part really read like you were saying people were making excuses for him. Of course, that very well could just be me reading it through a default Kyle-filter.
  9. No [expletive], Kyle. Nobody's making excuses; people are only ever looking for reasons to hope he's turning it around because it only helps the team. Or countering dumb meatballery. Why would anyone actually just be trying to justify keeping a player who isn't useful?
  10. It looks like that big ol' rave orgy in Matrix 2 underneath Wrigley right now.
  11. No, it honestly confused me (if it was meant to be as sarcastic as I read it).
  12. Then throw in Clark, too!
  13. why don't you just go ahead and gay marry him Because I'm saving myself for Soler's tender embrace.
  14. yeah. hell, i honestly don't even particularly like castro. Yeah. I want to see him do well because it's just better for the team, whether they keep him or trade him.
  15. But he did the numbers. HE DID THE NUMBERS.
  16. And inevitably these kinds of responses get tagged as being from "Castro lovers" or whatever, as opposed to just countering a really ridiculous irrational dislike for a player that often results in people flat out making things up or completely ignoring stuff.
  17. Except in 2010, when it was .347, 2011 when it was .341, and just last year, when it was .339 (which I'm assuming you won't count because it's an entire point outside of your criteria). I'm pretty sure seasons like this one and 2013 are like porn for the segment of Cubs fandom that inexplicably see him as having been almost nothing but a disappointment.
  18. Meatball gotta meatball. Who gives a [expletive].
  19. How bad of an announcer Joe Carter is? For sure. If only he looked and sounded and was as smart as Len Kasper. http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls43i60GuA1qmnnibo1_250.gif
  20. Greinke is the only one I'm a little scared of, and that's entirely because of his picture: http://d3k2oh6evki4b7.cloudfront.net/images-014/headshots/e/e83bfe13_mlbam.jpg He was SO scary on Tiny Toons: http://i.ytimg.com/vi/2LQz93fRcsY/hqdefault.jpg
  21. I think it's lines like this that lead to Kyle posts. Hahahahaah! Kyle's doom boner aside, that quote REALLY needs to be sarcastic or something, because otherwise holy [expletive].
  22. https://youtu.be/ZVUv10mqOPM
  23. How dare you denigrate the sanctity of the Post of the Year process with your flippant attitude.
  24. I mean, he wasn't Estes, but yeah he kinda sucked Nah, go by Fangraphs or BR, he was fine as a back of the rotation option. He was thoroughly unlikable, but actually had some value.
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