Sammy Sofa
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It'll make the victory all the more sweet. I hope you're both dead by then. -
That's 1 of their 2. Also: neck tattoos are for dildos.
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Just biding their time.
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Not THAT kind of baby power, you dope.
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STARLIN'S GOT BABY POWER.
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HOW ABOUT WE MARCH PROUDLY.
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Awwww yeah, gimme that shimmey ya, Starlin.
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"Kolten Wong" sounds like the name of a really lame Star Wars character.
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I'm not. Cubs win 8-2.
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Smardzjia
Sammy Sofa replied to Lefty's topic in MLB Draft, International Signings, Amateur Baseball
I've been calling him Crandall! -
Smardzjia
Sammy Sofa replied to Lefty's topic in MLB Draft, International Signings, Amateur Baseball
I see that he's worse this year than the last, but it doesn't seem like it's actually a bad season for him. -
Major changes in store for the Phillies?
Sammy Sofa replied to KrisBryantisaBeast's topic in General Baseball Talk
If he had a better team he'd probably just get punched in his dumb face. -
Also: Bryant is clearly the one with the drinking problem.
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Kyle's curve is like the Bell Curve for baseball.
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If you go to Wainwrights twitter it says ".... Husband, daddy, outdoor lovin, sweet tea drinkin, Chick-fil-A eatin...". Isn't Chick-fil-A eatin just another way to say I hate me some gays? Pretty much. Surprised he didn't fit in "Duck Dynasty-watchin'," too.
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That's surprising; I would have figured you had read somewhere that aging curve for starting pitchers ended at, like, 22.
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The Cubs Convention looks, sounds and smells like the lamest circle of Hell. He gets a pass on that.
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Good call; that necklace triggers a Pavlovian response of dislike. Plus it's all kinds of shammy medical woo: http://www.medpagetoday.com/CelebrityDiagnosis/42609
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For a team filled with swell young gents, Lester really seems to stick out as a crotchety, unlikable douche. No doubt that's due in large part to frustration over how his season has gone, but I still have the sneaking suspicion he probably is into something real evil, like spitting on filthy street urchins or something.
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Is that a cup for chew spit that he's cradling against his bosom?
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He looks like Phil Mickelson crammed into a baseball uniform in that photo.
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There will be belly fire after a couple of obnoxious losses just before facing the loathsome Cardinals, so I expect a Cubs-delivered slaughter of epic proportions. TBFIB will only be allowed to clap each time one of their own is sacrificed to Kali atop the dugout. They still stagger out drunk upon the blood of the slain, and they will all crash into each other over and over and over again.
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Is there any kind of significant difference offensively between this year and 2013?
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I thought this was going to be some kind of Cutler story.
