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Sammy Sofa

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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa

  1. Sammy Sofa
    Yeesh; Bryant since the ASB: .125 .215 .268 .483 And his July as a whole: .168 .270 .368 .639 Help him, Rizzo; you're our only hope.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    It's a trick; those are each probably some goddamned Cardinals team. Go get an axe.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Right, the author admits it might be nothing....then...why write about it? Because Deadspin hilariously despises the Cardinals and (especially) Cardinals fans.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Addison, you delightful young man!
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Castro actually being Castro and a fixed Baez would be the best early Christmas ever.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    What? Strike 1 was right on the inside corner.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Does it really matter what the Pirates are doing at this point? With an upcoming series against them, I would say yes. Meh; I'm pretty much only focused on that second WC spot.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    How are you adjusting to the heat in the former Confederacahhh? It's even more horrific than I remembered.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Does it really matter what the Pirates are doing at this point?
  10. Sammy Sofa
    DOUBLE FARTS. That's kind of a humbling slap in the face have the bases intentionally filled just to get to you.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    If I could get to 3 days/13.whatever hour-shifts I would do it in a heartbeat. Sounds like you get to avoid the traffic hours too. Although I suspect in DC you ride the Metro or whatever it's called. Nah, there's no traffic either way, luckily. My commute ends up being only about half an hour. Living in Northern, VA? Yup. It's a miracle that I'm outside of the many, many, MANY gridlock hours.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    If I could get to 3 days/13.whatever hour-shifts I would do it in a heartbeat. Sounds like you get to avoid the traffic hours too. Although I suspect in DC you ride the Metro or whatever it's called. Nah, there's no traffic either way, luckily. My commute ends up being only about half an hour.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Here comes the thunderclap.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Flip Rizzo and Schwarber in the lineup.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    If I could get to 3 days/13.whatever hour-shifts I would do it in a heartbeat.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Everyone should have 3 days off; it's the greatest thing in the world. No matter how busy your weekend is inevitably you almost always still have 1 day to just do whatever. It's the best stress-killer.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Eh, sort of; I'm technically private sector. Contractor and all that.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    You want me to send you some money on paypal so you can get mlb.tv? I have it; can't use it at work. I thought you were a fed now. Feds don't work at night. Whut. I work 4 noon-10:30 shifts. Sleep in, no traffic and the weekend +Monday off. It's glorious.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Starlin Castro is your new god, you common scum.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Nice strike 1 almost at the ankles. This damn ump...
  21. Sammy Sofa
    You want me to send you some money on paypal so you can get mlb.tv? I have it; can't use it at work.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    The hell? Did Gameday die?
  23. Sammy Sofa
    MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAH!!! Suck it, you disgusting humps.
  24. Sammy Sofa

    Castro

    Sammy Sofa replied to Tim's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk

    I swear Castro somehow has the power to turn rational people's brains into a pile of mush.
  25. Sammy Sofa

    Castro

    Sammy Sofa replied to Tim's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk

    Yah I hope so too but I somehow don't think it's likely.. Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. What reason do they have to keep playing Castro over Baez at this point?
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