Sammy Sofa
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Sure you don't want to call that a strike, too, ump? -
I figured Schwarber was gonna hit for Denorfia. That was weird.
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Time to go to work.
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haren gave up 3 home runs in 4.2 innings; i wouldn't give him too much credit. Meh; 3 solo shots. Rather have that than giving up a ton of hits and walks to specifically give up those 3 runs.
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Wait, did Hunter just hit 100?
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Dump that ump.
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Horse hockey!
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Soler, if there was any time for you to finally find your dong touch again, NOW IS THAT TIME.
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There's still Rizzo for backup dongage. It's gonna happen:
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Here comes the dong hammer.
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Boy, that the cop has deleted all of his social media somehow hasn't raised a peep from the dickweeds at Sportsmockery.com, as opposed to their detailed breakdown of the accuser's social media and her deletion of it. How about that!
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Or, y'know, play to win since they've been doing a lot of that.
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They done stole our dongs!
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I WAS TOLD THERE WAS PIXIE DUST.
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Hey, nobody was stopping the Cubs from trying to get him.
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Tons of cops do security as their second job; that's really not all that surprising.
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2 runs in 4 innings against a team that has actually been doing well offensively for a while isn't bad at all.
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So is Haren looking like he's laboring after getting hit?
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http://i.giphy.com/TdmTcdoN3egaQ.gif
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What happened to Haren?
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Still got him to 35 pitches already. Just a matter of time.
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He's not a rookie, you know No [expletive]. This is only his fourth season as a starter. Nobody thinks that's anywhere near a long career.
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Well, so much for that. Plenty more chances. Cubs will probably strike out at least a dozen times today and still win it.
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Good God, it hurts to watch Sale pitch. There's no way his career is going to last long.
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Dude just somehow keeps on strandin'.
