Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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Whut. -
Or that one?
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In what multiverse is that possibly a ball, you stupid ape.
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What the [expletive], Tubby.
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DON'T STOP NOW, MEN.
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HO-HO-HOOOOO!!!
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The [expletive]? They dare to insult Schwarber like this? MAKE THEM LAMENT THEIR MISERABLE LOT IN LIFE.
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Russell is just [expletive] out doubles left and right; it's a joy to behold.
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It's incredible how you always keep your material so fresh and scathing.
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Ross seems to hate how everyone else on the team knows how to take some [expletive] pitches.
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garcia stole second even though the throw beat him by a mile because starlin doesn't know how to apply a tag then garcia got caught in a run down around 3rd on a squibber to arrieta and arrieta ran him down then made a bad (short) throw to bryant and bryant dropped the ball and he never got tagged out and made it safely back to 3rd i can't remember how garcia got to 3rd after the steal Well that all sounds very dumb.
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Why I don't talk baseball with people I know
Sammy Sofa replied to Sammys Boombox's topic in General Baseball Talk
i was wearing a cubs hat and also i went "YIPPEEEEEE!" every time the cubs did something good. *Swoon* -
Pimmmmmmmmmmmmmmp.
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Alright, now it jump up to Flowers; what were the errors?
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Dammit, Gameday is completely locked up for me after LaRoche's AB; what's happened?!?
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He wasn't expected to be as disappointing as he's been this season, even accounting for the injury. Yes, he's young, but he's significantly underperforming to most expectations/projections. And as disappointing as Puig's been this season he's still kicking Soler's butt.
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Granted, my plan was as simplistic as "JUST SIGN ALL OF THEM," but still. The jury is still out, but I really hope they didn't screw that up.
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Not that I haven't mentioned it enough, but that Soler is basically unremarkable at best right now and all of the other big name recent Cuban signings are kicking ass is...annoying.
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Man, those first two strikes were just begging to be crushed.
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Mmmmmm-hmmm.
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June 12.
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They can score all they want right now; it'll just make their inevitable defeat all the more crushing for them. And delicious for us.
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What a spaz.
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YOU'RE WILLLLLLD, MAN....WILD!!!
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Gameday has that hitting him right in the dick.
