Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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Yeah, but most of them are the worst and just assuming that gluten is bad for them. It's cool for the relatively few people actually with gluten issues since they have a lot more food options these days, but holy [expletive], it's like the new Asperger's in terms of people just deciding to self-diagnose themselves with something.
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[expletive], that's right. He's a damn rat.
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You'd probably need to win them all and we all know that's not happening. This is every post by you: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-hN9VR32vYmU/UxtsITwRPqI/AAAAAAAABq8/0dNjeSMV1qc/s1600/HelloDarkness.gif
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And where are you seeing cramps? Everything I can find just says ye olde "hamstring tightness."
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Could actually be due to spider bites that left a bunch of spider babies inside of him. YOU NEVER KNOW.
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No problem. Quit being such a Brian Eno.
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I hope he sleeps on a pile of plywood just out of spite of comfortable beds.
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[expletive] that noise; like David said, let them beat up on the Cubs' real foes right now and then the Cubs can repay them by humiliating them in their own ballpark. It's not like Cubs aren't going to just start an even longer winning streak tomorrow, duh.
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Every time Hawk lays down to sleep his head makes that satisfying "THUNK" sound of a pumpkin getting kicked in. -
It's like his mouth is imploding on his face.
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Man, I really hope that Cubs/Pirates series doesn't end up being amazingly epic. I've got a wedding I can't get out of, so I can't use the tickets I set aside for myself.
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Was there anything on his social media aside from frat boyish behavior with the Stanley Cup? Nobody's really expecting anything incriminating on his social media; just pointing out the double standard. It shouldn't be seen as unusual these days when people kill their social media accounts when they end up in any kind of negative story, yet sites like Sports Mockery of course dig into the victim for doing it, convinced that anything she posted on there must be some kind of smoking gun that proves she's trying to just frame their beloved hero.
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What's a "homer?"
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http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/mst3k/images/9/99/0608.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20070119200211 Don't [expletive] it up, Lovejoy.
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BUTTERS IS THE GREATEST HUMAN ALIVE BANDWGN
Sammy Sofa replied to David's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
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no way. cubs go full on trollface and alternate 6 and 9 the rest of the way. nice http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2015-04/6/19/enhanced/webdr11/anigif_enhanced-buzz-9359-1428363693-13.gif
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So it was 6 in a row, then 9 in a row, so I'm gonna say the streak that starts today will be 14 in a row.
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So? Gonna rise up and take that division, little man. Wait and see.
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Gameday, is of course, broken. What happened?
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http://media.giphy.com/media/JVAx750t2tI9a/giphy.gif
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http://media.giphy.com/media/mCPtR5FvkYXMQ/giphy.gif
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Just doing a variety of Google image searches for "SW bloopers" or "funny SW" and the like.
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http://i.giphy.com/5FtpJmEooeScM.gif
