Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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prior was like this too straight up pitching cyborg in 2003 Yeah, I didn't want to say anything, but that's really what it feels like. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, why did I just go look at Prior's stats again. -
I mean, at some point Arrieta has to have another bad outing, right? Or at least a shaky one. Is he a cyborg? Did he make a deal with the devil?
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Complain about THAT at your tight ass Cardinals country club, ya freak ass bitch.
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Don't walk, Kyle: strut.
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not hating, but just so you know, it was the bloopiest bloop that ever blooped. just thought it was funny given your post. He also didn't run out of the box and should have had a double He, look: yet another AR post complaining about the Cubs. Weird.
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not hating, but just so you know, it was the bloopiest bloop that ever blooped. just thought it was funny given your post. And his second double last night was the bloopiest bloop double that ever bloop doubled; when you're awesome good things happen, baby.
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Don't worry, ARCubs and rondon will be here the second something bad happens. Kinda shocked they didn't show up after that javy play actually. I'm right here, this game is a snoozefest The game that's been played for two whole innings? Please end this ridiculous charade.
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Don't worry, ARCubs and rondon will be here the second something bad happens. Kinda shocked they didn't show up after that javy play actually. Look at AR and Ski lurking, not daring to say anything positive.
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Look how dead this place is! I hope Baez crushes it and none of you get to see!
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Oh, another Castro hit, ho-hum, doo-doo-doooo.
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Stupid non-ad blocked Gameday at work, making me want to retch with a giant picture of a Domino's pizza with pineapple on it.
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Oh, Kyle...
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I hate how his name looks like a misspelling. STILL CRAVY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS.
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SHINE ON YOU CRAVY DIAMOND.
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CRAVY...AND THAT'S HOW IT GOES.
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YOU DRIVE ME CRAVY.
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FINALLY, IT'S ROAST'S TIME TO SHINE.
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The Quotable Joe Maddon (pure goodness thread)
Sammy Sofa replied to RynoRules's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
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These all look like somebody's last known photo.
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you're probably thinking of one of the many, many other young players you know and can instantly recall at any time. Only the important ones actually playing real baseball.
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The Quotable Joe Maddon (pure goodness thread)
Sammy Sofa replied to RynoRules's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
Whoever belts the most dongs will get a fine victory pelt. -
I want that lineup to do bad, bad things. The kind of things that makes a neighborhood lock up its doors.
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I could have sworn FG had him at -1.3 at one point and BR had him at -1.5. Someone get me my brain medicine.
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Up to a 0.5 fWAR and a 0.3 rWAR. Wasn't he at or around -1.5 for both at one point?
