Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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Look how dead this place is! I hope Baez crushes it and none of you get to see! -
Oh, another Castro hit, ho-hum, doo-doo-doooo.
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Stupid non-ad blocked Gameday at work, making me want to retch with a giant picture of a Domino's pizza with pineapple on it.
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Oh, Kyle...
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I hate how his name looks like a misspelling. STILL CRAVY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS.
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SHINE ON YOU CRAVY DIAMOND.
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CRAVY...AND THAT'S HOW IT GOES.
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YOU DRIVE ME CRAVY.
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FINALLY, IT'S ROAST'S TIME TO SHINE.
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The Quotable Joe Maddon (pure goodness thread)
Sammy Sofa replied to RynoRules's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
http://38.media.tumblr.com/4394a6075602984dd441ad08901f0de5/tumblr_ncdlagBtPd1qz8x31o1_400.gif -
These all look like somebody's last known photo.
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you're probably thinking of one of the many, many other young players you know and can instantly recall at any time. Only the important ones actually playing real baseball.
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The Quotable Joe Maddon (pure goodness thread)
Sammy Sofa replied to RynoRules's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
Whoever belts the most dongs will get a fine victory pelt. -
I want that lineup to do bad, bad things. The kind of things that makes a neighborhood lock up its doors.
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I could have sworn FG had him at -1.3 at one point and BR had him at -1.5. Someone get me my brain medicine.
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Up to a 0.5 fWAR and a 0.3 rWAR. Wasn't he at or around -1.5 for both at one point?
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The Quotable Joe Maddon (pure goodness thread)
Sammy Sofa replied to RynoRules's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
Joe is not pleased that AC/DC did donuts all over the field with their Green Goblin-faced trailer truck or whatever the hell those rock 'n' roll hooligans do: http://deadspin.com/joe-maddon-says-ac-dc-screwed-up-wrigley-field-1732345844 He even blamed the field condition for Castro's error last night, which might be the craziest damn thing he's said so far. -
I was too busy putting all of my important papers in a Cravy Case, because the crave case looks like a briefcase for hamburgers aw forget it.
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I know early in the season Lilly mostly just walked around the bleacher construction without a hard hat on. Not sure where where he's been lately. he takes such a keen interest in excavations A learned man such as himself almost certainly goes with the chemical disposal route.
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Look at it as an opportunity to heartbreak an extra team.
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1 game playoff Yeah, it sucks. Sucks that we'll have to rip their hearts out quickly and can't give them a slow, painful death over multiple games. Worrrrrrrrrrrrrrd.
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The greatest thing about this thread is the whole "bend over" controversy.
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You're just finding out about this now? yeah for whatever reason i haven't heard his walkup music before tonight, or if i did i just forgot. It singlehandedly changed my mind about him.
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It'll be too busy grabbing for dongs.
