Sammy Sofa
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I like how you break it down like this like that's supposed to mean anything.
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That too. It always cracks me up how often pitchers start games with their forearms all shiny like they're drenched in sweat. They rub in that lotion just enough so it's not obviously smeared all over their skin. -
If it's pine tar then they don't give a [expletive].
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Even though I knew it was coming, the sheer amount of hot taking here in the DC-area over this is just insane. I've heard multiple callers gripe about how Harper "disappeared when they started to struggle" or how he "pulled an ARod and was only good when it didn't matter. OK, so August was his worst month this year. He hit .327 .460 .449 .909. September? His second best month at .370 .509 .827 1.336 with 10 HR. He's been demolishing opponents when they've NEEDED IT THE MOST. I really, really hope this ends up pushing him away from DC.
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OK, so 3 tries.
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Two tries.
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Yup. Probably dirt mixed with everything else he can get away with:
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I'm more offended at his unbent brim. I also love how TT stubbornly refuses to remove the question mark from the thread title.
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Who Do You Want the Cubs to Face in the One Game-Playoff?
Sammy Sofa replied to Sammy Sofa's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
I didn't even think about that; I'd still rather face the Pirates to get rid of the tougher opponent, but the idea of crushing the Cardinals in such a humbling scenario after they all but cruised in to win the division, AND to do it in front of TBFiB, would be pretty sweet. i mean either scenario is going to be great. arrieta will vanquish whoever it is. You mean either scenario of beating the Cardinals? Because while I obviously want the Cubs to beat the Pirates, I can't say I really care about how they do it outside of what I think is best for the Cubs "strategically" as opposed to how I would prefer the Cardinals to lose in the most humiliating fashion possible. -
Did Papelbon kill Harper? Hahahahahaah! I get your point but without Harper the Nats would just suck more. Without Jake, would the Cubs be anywhere near the playoffs? Both are relative to how well their teams do; it's not Harper's fault his team fell apart around him while he's put up a .370 .509 .827 1.336 line in September. Who would you have rather had on the Cubs this season, Jake Arrieta or Bryce Harper? I take Harper without even thinking about it. That kind of god mode-level offense in your lineup nearly every day goes a LONG way to make up for the starting rotation missing Arrieta every 5th.
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Did Papelbon kill Harper? Hahahahahaah!
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... Yeah, the Nationals' collapse has been amazingly epic, but there's a 10 [expletive] WAR player on their team.
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Eh, I was hoping for more; it's mostly people actually having a pretty civil back and forth about some of the concerns about Rizzo early on in the 2013 season, and then people doing a good job of allaying those fears. Kind of a snooze.
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Who Do You Want the Cubs to Face in the One Game-Playoff?
Sammy Sofa replied to Sammy Sofa's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
I didn't even think about that; I'd still rather face the Pirates to get rid of the tougher opponent, but the idea of crushing the Cardinals in such a humbling scenario after they all but cruised in to win the division, AND to do it in front of TBFiB, would be pretty sweet. -
In a way it's the punishment they deserve for their ignorant hubris.
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Pretty much; went into the season knowing the very best case would be them being mediocre, so I haven't had much interest to tune in outside of not even a half of the Packers game. Plus this dumb town is ultimately a Bears town by default, so if the Cubs rule I want them to be able to do it for at least a little while with the Bears sucking so they can have maximum dominance.
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Awwww yeah.
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something something benching something being pushed by younger players something joe Maddons firm steady hands and calming eyes something Mostly the adjustments at the plate.
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Castro IS the rally.
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I would murder someone for a [expletive] you-dong right here from Soler.
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HURRY THE [expletive] UP.
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http://img.pandawhale.com/post-24763-dave-chappelle-YEAH-victory-da-oRe4.gif
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Come on, Starlin. Open this nonsense up.
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Holy [expletive], for a second I thought Rizzo was walking up to some DMX.
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Thanks for letting them stall, umps. Dicks.
