Sammy Sofa
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The Quotable Joe Maddon (pure goodness thread)
Sammy Sofa replied to RynoRules's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
Joe is not pleased that AC/DC did donuts all over the field with their Green Goblin-faced trailer truck or whatever the hell those rock 'n' roll hooligans do: http://deadspin.com/joe-maddon-says-ac-dc-screwed-up-wrigley-field-1732345844 He even blamed the field condition for Castro's error last night, which might be the craziest damn thing he's said so far. -
I was too busy putting all of my important papers in a Cravy Case, because the crave case looks like a briefcase for hamburgers aw forget it.
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I know early in the season Lilly mostly just walked around the bleacher construction without a hard hat on. Not sure where where he's been lately. he takes such a keen interest in excavations A learned man such as himself almost certainly goes with the chemical disposal route.
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Look at it as an opportunity to heartbreak an extra team.
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1 game playoff Yeah, it sucks. Sucks that we'll have to rip their hearts out quickly and can't give them a slow, painful death over multiple games. Worrrrrrrrrrrrrrd.
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The greatest thing about this thread is the whole "bend over" controversy.
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You're just finding out about this now? yeah for whatever reason i haven't heard his walkup music before tonight, or if i did i just forgot. It singlehandedly changed my mind about him.
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It'll be too busy grabbing for dongs.
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It's like, I don't want to trade any of them this offseason, because I'd hate to watch them be awesome somewhere else...but we just won't have spots for everyone. Oh, but they do.
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1 game playoff Yes, that is part of the postseason they will cruise into. i have confidence in the team to not lose 4 games out of 7 against any team in the majors at this point, but something weird will happen to keep us out of the NLDS http://i.giphy.com/ZpZ3m45D7lbUs.gif
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No problem.
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1 game playoff Yes, that is part of the postseason they will cruise into.
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If they had actually picked up a non-disastrous starting pitcher I'd think they'd be invincible. As it stands they are merely nigh-invincible.
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I'll see names like Bogusevic and be like "oh yeah, I forgot he played for the Cubs," but I literally have no idea who Boscan is and not the faintest recollection of him ever existing. I refuse to believe that Boscan is a real person. That sounds like a name made up on the spot for a fake girlfriend or something.
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That Soler home run made me [expletive] giddy. Cruise into the postseason with a fixed Castro and a reborn Soler AND Baez and watch the scum topple over.
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Shocking on both accounts. "hey everybody i was going to say something patently wrong, but then i looked it up and realized how completely wrong i would have been" Which, to be fair, actually puts him up on Rondon Fan. Is anyone else's MLB.tv feed absolute garbage tonight?
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I heart that lineup.
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Is that Zouks back there?
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Police release composite photo of the suspect: http://www.wrjphoto.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/rob-ford.-A-classy-guy.jpg
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Nuts!
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I pledged to the baseball gods that I would never badmouth La Stella again if he got a run in with the bases loaded yesterday. Those same baseball gods then turned around and crushed a bases loaded, no outs opportunity to tie the game. Do I really owe them anything?
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Kendall Fuller I know he's more talented but I really don't want another Fuller on this team. Give me Bosa. For [expletive]'s sake.
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Hah! The Bears are so bad they've already driven someone to madness after only two weeks. Pretty impressive.
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The Cardinals have a giant horseshoe up their asses and have a history of drunken murderers. Sounds like bragging.
