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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Strop pitching looking for VENGEANCE.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Just like that, [expletive] nuts.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Strop is gonna lock this [expletive] down. It's all good.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    What the heck happened?
  5. Sammy Sofa
    The hell? My computer crashes just before the 9th and I come back to find Rosscup is alive and pitching?
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Heck yeah.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Go, Rodney, go!
  8. Sammy Sofa
    I love how absolutely ineffectual Molina has been today. He looks shattered.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    lovely This is a good thing.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Castro can do it all, baby.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    NOW IS THE MOMENT, BAEZ. SEND FORTH THE SIGNAL OF THE COMING DONG.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    That's better than porn.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    You no longer have anything to fear of any Cardinal. They are broken.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Yeaaaaaaaah, son. Crush them dreams.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Or Grimm, whoever. JUST DO IT FOR JOHNNY.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Shut this [expletive] down, Richard.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Rizzo, what the fudge.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Return back to your dank hole, Grichuk.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    I hope he is gnawing on the no doubt asbestos-soaked drywall in the Cub's clubhouse. lol there is no asbestos in gypsum. the floor tiles and pipe insulation, however, well chew away http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdr63c86e91qk6rweo1_400.gif
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Squeeze that fat oaf all you want, blue.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    I hope he is gnawing on the no doubt asbestos-soaked drywall in the Cub's clubhouse.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    WHATEVER. Schwarber would have devoured Broxton like the rook eating the queen in Battle Chess.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    seems like you're under-valueing him I think that's the sweet LLF callback. Thanks. It was. I felt good that I could finally reference something like that. It's one of the all-time greats. Nicely done!
  24. Sammy Sofa
    With my last breath I curse LA STELLAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Man, I want to see Schwarber demolish Broxton so badly. PLEASE somehow let this happen.
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