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  1. Sammy Sofa
    I hope David caught that Castro dong. Remember, La Stella has been getting starts over him and Baez.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    LET THE LA STELLA HATE FLOW.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    WHAT THE SAM HILL, JOE.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Oh man, please get to La Stella so he gets pulled for Baez.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    That the Cubs win? I agree. Relaaaax.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    HEY LA STELLA, BET YOUR STUPID NOODLE ARMS CAN'T HIT ANOTHER ONE IN. YOU STINK LIKE A SKUNK APE.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Yes, make him throw all of the pitches, Cubs.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Coghlan, you gigantic dildo.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Already at 52 pitches.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Awesome AB, Human Rockpile.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    This is all La Stella's fault.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Holy crap; I almost fell out of my chair.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Wooooooo!
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Dammit, that first pitch should have been meat.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Baez would have donged so hard.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    I WILL STILL HATE YOU FOREVER, LA STELLA.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    As statistically unlikely as it is as catching them I still just want to pound the Cardinals into savage and merciless submission, and I want it done with the most amazing, balls-out lineup possible. Even when they win today it will just be eking it out compared to the brutality they could have unleashed. Rational thinking has no home here today. Seek not just to destroy, but to crush their spirit.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    In the aim of playing devil's advocate: [tweet] [/tweet] Sure, much better LHH than La Stella. We don't have to pretend that devolving back to this kind of MI nonsense is tolerable just because Maddon is doing it.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Could not possibly give less of a patooty about splits and how they relate to La Stella. He is a garbage person who has no future in baseball and he is making Javier Baez sit on the bench. Anyone who supports this, especially when someone like Bryant is getting a break, probably kicks puppies and spits on babies. I hope he's Kanged out of his baseball career today.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Tommy La Stella is an infuriating enigma. I thought we had left such childish things behind.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    SORRY, JAKE.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    If you want proof check out the comments on this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XBduEW8o5ww Ahhhh, translator program; you are the best:
  23. Sammy Sofa
    If you want proof check out the comments on this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XBduEW8o5ww
  24. Sammy Sofa
    It definitely was just bad luck, mostly due to Walker's shitty throw and how Kang planted, but Coghlan's is basically Public Enemy #2 in South Korea now.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Here's the link I dug up from the source code since it doesn't allow you to right click and save it normally. https://nbcsportsworld.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/150917-cubs-1600.jpg Also, I just noticed Dexter looks like a little kid trying to hold back his excitement from seeing boobs for the first time at a strip club. YOINK. Thanks!
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