Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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Yeah, the Cardinals are in a pretty bad death-spiral. -
Sweet moves, cool dudes!
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May we have dongs now?
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IMPERITOR KANG.
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Now they will play with the belly fire yet again.
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Is something exciting finally happening?
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Go, Aramis, go!
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*ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*
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I feel like we're going to see a couple of huge dongs this inning.
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baez is also 2-3 with a 2B David Ross too And it's all so very boring. 2-0 dongless games are borrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring.
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Outside of September Lester and Baez' defense, this is one lame game.
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SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH.
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This is like a series of sad, squeaker farts. Fowler, PLEASE.
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SIGH.
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If these [expletive] dolts squander a Lester hit...
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Yeah, the Cubs have had absolutely no success with this the last few years. ZERO. Only the Pirates, amirite? I'm glad you understand me.
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Yeah, the Cubs have had absolutely no success with this the last few years. ZERO. Only the Pirates, amirite?
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I'm watching Baseball Tonight and they're desperately replaying clips from other games over and over again as opposed to checking in on this dirge. STOP BEING BORING.
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Great job, dildos.
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Probably doesn't want to get in the face by a baseball. I could be wrong.
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Wearing what?
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[expletive], Baez, how are you not murdering those pitches.
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HUZZAH, CASTRO.
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Sick of these dong-free snoozefests.
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GIVE ME DONGS OR GIVE ME DEATH.
