Sammy Sofa
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I feel like we're going to see a couple of huge dongs this inning. -
baez is also 2-3 with a 2B David Ross too And it's all so very boring. 2-0 dongless games are borrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring.
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Outside of September Lester and Baez' defense, this is one lame game.
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SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH.
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This is like a series of sad, squeaker farts. Fowler, PLEASE.
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SIGH.
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If these [expletive] dolts squander a Lester hit...
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Yeah, the Cubs have had absolutely no success with this the last few years. ZERO. Only the Pirates, amirite? I'm glad you understand me.
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Yeah, the Cubs have had absolutely no success with this the last few years. ZERO. Only the Pirates, amirite?
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I'm watching Baseball Tonight and they're desperately replaying clips from other games over and over again as opposed to checking in on this dirge. STOP BEING BORING.
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Great job, dildos.
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Probably doesn't want to get in the face by a baseball. I could be wrong.
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Wearing what?
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[expletive], Baez, how are you not murdering those pitches.
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HUZZAH, CASTRO.
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Sick of these dong-free snoozefests.
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GIVE ME DONGS OR GIVE ME DEATH.
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You have absolutely no idea what the Cubs' baserunning numbers are, do you? Well early in the year they were running free but I know the attempts have been down significantly in the 2nd half. Might have something to do with all of those [expletive] dongs.
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You have absolutely no idea what the Cubs' baserunning numbers are, do you?
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How did they "give away the game?" They only held a lead for half of the first inning.
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Milton Berle one, Kyle.
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Maybe buy his shirsey? Oh, I would have gone all the way. I had a mini-heart attack when I saw "run(s)."
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La Stella, I will buy your damn jersey if you dong here.
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No, the ESPN overlay is an abomination. Why? I have a lovable image of a barefoot, tobacco-stained TT on the porch of a handmade log cabin, waving a shotgun and screaming about "GIT OFFA MAH PROPERTY!" when he hates on the K-Zone.
