Sammy Sofa
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No watch him DP here like an [expletive] make me look like a jerk. -
OH BOY, IT'S CASTRO.
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Baez, if you dong here, I will actually buy a Baez jersey.
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So...many...jokes...
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Come on, you fartknockers.
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I demand a murder of dongs.
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What the [expletive] is a "Darin Ruf?" Half of the Phillies' players don't have names so much as a spilled Scrabble box.
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GIVE US CASTRO.
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Wait, is Francoeur actually still batting? Gameday seems insanely slow right now.
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Their right fielder is named "Altherr?" He sounds like the star of some terrible post-apocalyptic barbarian TOR paperback.
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When AR says "BFIB" he means "around his dinner table."
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Some day a merciful mod will give him a "Cardinals #1 Fan" status.
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That the Cubs have Baez, Russell and Castro available and kicking ass and La Stella gets as many starts as he does is...perplexing. Splits, shlits; he's just a pile a meat given vaguely human form. He's literally just a body.
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The correct way to read this is him screaming it in terror.
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BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAH!!!!
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I completely forgot he ever existed until this series. mojo's least surprising post ever Anyone who had any inkling of Andres Blanco's career after his completely unremarkable stint with the Cubs should be on some kind of watch list somewhere. The guy DESERVES to be forgotten.
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I completely forgot he ever existed until this series.
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Every time a Cub not named La Stella steps to the plate they have a RISP. And every time they fail to drive that run in it is just the worst thing ever. Like, seriously, how do you not get those runs in! Especially when it's the bullpen pitching! THE BULLPEN! I got scared even just saying the word.
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Every time a Cub not named La Stella steps to the plate they have a RISP.
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the Phillies version of ARCubsFan didn't bother watching this game and just roots openly for the Mets. Nice.
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La Stella is lurking.
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They didn't have a RISP with Rizzo and Bryant coming up Man, it's heartbreaking that they'll not have another chance to score in this game. YOU STINK.
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He's probably going 4 innings tops So? You're talking like the bullpen, which has been good, is basically a lock to give up the game. I know you really suck, but stop trying to extrapolate your suckiness onto others.
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The Phillies version of ARCubsFan just said, "have to get runs there with Eickhoff pitching."
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OK, buddy.
