Sammy Sofa
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Dammit, I have to drive home. I'll gloat about all the dongs that AR and Ski have to choke on later. -
YES. That, or they sound like a team made up for a movie.
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Let 'em score all the runs they want; the dong parade is coming.
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Hey, at least they're stopping this game from being astonishingly boring.
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They're not going to lose this game, you dumb naked apes.
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Whoa, the best way to avoid the opponent tying or taking the lead is to score more runs than them? MY MIND IS BLOWN.
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Would that have been an authentic one or just a shirt one? Authentic; I haven't gotten one in years. Prior was the last name I got on one. In 2008 I got the smart idea that every time I went to Wrigley I'd buy an authentic jersey across the street. I now have a closet of guys like Fukudome and Marmol. The worst part is I don't wear jerseys anymore. No shame in a Marmol jersey; he genuinely kicked ass long enough to merit one. I only wear them around the house or at a game.
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BAH! He was probably flustered feeling La Stella's beady little rat eyes staring at him from the on-deck circle.
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Would that have been an authentic one or just a shirt one? Authentic; I haven't gotten one in years. Prior was the last name I got on one.
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No watch him DP here like an [expletive] make me look like a jerk.
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OH BOY, IT'S CASTRO.
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Baez, if you dong here, I will actually buy a Baez jersey.
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So...many...jokes...
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Come on, you fartknockers.
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I demand a murder of dongs.
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What the [expletive] is a "Darin Ruf?" Half of the Phillies' players don't have names so much as a spilled Scrabble box.
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GIVE US CASTRO.
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Wait, is Francoeur actually still batting? Gameday seems insanely slow right now.
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Their right fielder is named "Altherr?" He sounds like the star of some terrible post-apocalyptic barbarian TOR paperback.
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When AR says "BFIB" he means "around his dinner table."
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Some day a merciful mod will give him a "Cardinals #1 Fan" status.
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That the Cubs have Baez, Russell and Castro available and kicking ass and La Stella gets as many starts as he does is...perplexing. Splits, shlits; he's just a pile a meat given vaguely human form. He's literally just a body.
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The correct way to read this is him screaming it in terror.
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BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAH!!!!
