Sammy Sofa
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I could heat my home for the winter with this take.
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Holy hell, no, it is not. Not at all. -
What would you say if they asked for 2 of Rizzo, Schwarber, Russell, And Bryant? I would give them Schwarber and Russell and then go straight to jail for pulling off the robbery of the century.
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It's pretty great! If only he weren't such a creepy weirdo.
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This person does not seem very bright. Like they shouldn't be around sharp corners.
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Tommy LaStella: Small, white, AND good at baseball?
Sammy Sofa replied to Little Slide Rooter's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
Tommy La Stella: Upper Torso Shaped Like a Seal AND Good at Baseball?!? -
I never though my first game threads would be for such a couple of epic series. I feel giddy. And thanks again for letting me step in after missing the first one. That's teamwork, dammit.
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Tommy LaStella: Small, white, AND good at baseball?
Sammy Sofa replied to Little Slide Rooter's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
Mainly I'm wary about what LLF thinks the Soler thread title is. -
Tommy LaStella: Small, white, AND good at baseball?
Sammy Sofa replied to Little Slide Rooter's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
Sterling Hayden is rolling over in his grave, dammit! -
Lots of wailing and fussin' and feudin' and general whining in the last game thread. I'll chalk it up to witnessing the bizarre phenomenon that is Tommy La Stella: Awesome Baseball Player. It's a weird and uncomfortable thing to watch, like a cow talking or The Big Bang Theory. So the Nats are sending a pretty good pitcher to the mound, but for the third game in a row the first picture I find of their starter makes them look really terrified/unsure of their pitching ability: http://mlb.mlb.com/images/players/525x330/alt/461829.jpg "Uhhhhhmmmm, this pitch is good enough, I GUESS." That kind of self-doubt is a recipe for a dongin'. Meanwhile, Hammel looks badass as hell and clearly does not give any of the fucks about who he is facing: http://mlb.mlb.com/images/players/525x330/434628.jpg Probably feels pretty good since he's a career 9-0 against the Nats, for those that care about such things. Let the mighty dongfest...CONTINUE!!! http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1157613/gocubs.gif
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Told ya.
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I know of no stress. Rondon's got this, easy.
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I totally read this with you getting choked up over "humans" like Kirk did over Spock. I DON'T WANT THE CUBS TO BE MORTAL.
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This is all Cubbie Swagger's fault. He's more of a cancer than the actual cancer John Lackey's wife had when he abandoned her.
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Please stop.
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M'effer intolerance.
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Excuse me? I don't think any of us were projecting the Cubs for more than like mid-80's in wins last season. you might notice i didn't exactly go out on a limb or think anything all that outrageous needed to happen http://www.northsidebaseball.com/archive/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=63617 and i was hardly the only one who thought that team had 90s win upside and a shot at the division (little did we know the cardinals would win 100+ games with that stupid roster). check out SSR and kyle. The craziest damn thing from that thread is that a little over a year ago there were still people here looking for Mike Olt to contribute. That seems like eons ago.
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horsefeathers, Lackey ended up having a damn fine game. 11 k's? Nice.
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from the mlb network highlights i saw of the pirate series, it seemed like their guys were much the same. Those guys were just straight up fawning over the Cubs.
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I've never been more happy to be stuck in shitty, rainy traffic; the Nats' radio broadcast has been a blast. The PbP seems genuinely dong-drunk thanks to the Cubs, and the color guy has basically completely disappeared.
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What a weird little bastard.
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Lackey is...tiresome.
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http://i.giphy.com/vq9O5hppy7s4g.gif
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Woof. I forgot how horrible that was. The ump even apologized for it.
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He just has one huge one.
