So the Cubs have the 5th best OPS in baseball, and are tied with the A's with the 9th most dongs (11 teams actually ahead of them). It's wonderfully terrifying they've been THIS amazing with their dong factor so much lower (for now) than what we were expecting, and minus Schwarber and (mostly) Heyward and their offense is likely going to get even BETTER. Basically this season is going pretty damn great.