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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, what a bunch of bums.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Harry's hideous mug on those gigantic scoreboards is like something straight out of a nightmare. Look upon ye works, meatballs, and despair.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    The road to 20 over is fraught with peril. oh look who has the balls to show his face around here again...
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Jesus, calm down.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Just two more innings he can get clobbered in.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Lotta whining by fans of a 27-8 team in a 0-0 game.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    The saddest part about Rose's downfall is how it waylayed the career of a great Sports Baby.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Someone mobilize the Belgish NSBB contingent on a peacekeeping mission. Truffle: stand by in Austria.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    The idea that Lester has spent most, if not all, of his career with Ross as his catcher is bizarrely more common than you'd expect. which is baffling as [expletive] considering the Internet exists Go figure; even I knew they only spent a couple years playing together.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    David Ross didn't play with Lester until 2013. The idea that Lester has spent most, if not all, of his career with Ross as his catcher is bizarrely more common than you'd expect.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, the guy was one of the greats, and has a great voice, but most of his announcing is just rambling nonsense at this point and so many people act like he's still at the top of his game. The guy should have retired a long time ago. CUBS WIN. He goes off on such wild tangents during games that you lose track of what is going on. He's basically as rambling as Santo was, but people seem to not notice because he still sounds so good.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, the guy was one of the greats, and has a great voice, but most of his announcing is just rambling nonsense at this point and so many people act like he's still at the top of his game. The guy should have retired a long time ago. CUBS WIN. this sounds like you are describing our own former broadcaster all the way down to the "Cubs win" at the end Ugh, Harry was nowhere near as good at Scully, even when he was at his best pre-Cubs. Basically he was Reliable Generic Announcer Guy before the sauce kicked his ass.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Vin Scully is bad but he's still far from the worst. The Sox already have a ready-made worst booth to choose. i think you're in teh same camp as me on this...i don't hate vin scully at all. i just think he's a senile boring old man as an announcer, and, for whatever reason, the whole baseball world pretends he isn't. Yeah, the guy was one of the greats, and has a great voice, but most of his announcing is just rambling nonsense at this point and so many people act like he's still at the top of his game. The guy should have retired a long time ago. CUBS WIN.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Wait, what? Everyone thinks he's a damn good prospect.
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  16. Sammy Sofa
    My brother got a foul ball pitched by Maddux tossed to him as a kid. I tried to steal it a few times.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Sure, you seem like a good guy.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    I'd just much rather show off a home run ball hit by a really good player like McCutchen.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Wait until you hear my cool story about singing the stretch and waving a W flag.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    plus the story of being the guy who didn't throw it back and got heckled by idiots is way better. plus you get to keep a cool baseball out of it. No kidding. Unless you hit a seagull or something, who gives a horsefeathers?
  21. Sammy Sofa
    But that's catching a Bryant dong; that's naturally a cool story. The alternative is "I caught the opposing team's dong and threw it on the field! The end!"
  22. Sammy Sofa
    A story you can tell in two seconds seems like pretty low standards for "cool."
  23. Sammy Sofa
    while you were pissing I was peeing all of the other AB's. I have cosmic control over how well he does with my wang.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Fowler had to do something.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    The banner is almost perfect, but why did it go back to .com?
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