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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, the guy was one of the greats, and has a great voice, but most of his announcing is just rambling nonsense at this point and so many people act like he's still at the top of his game. The guy should have retired a long time ago. CUBS WIN. He goes off on such wild tangents during games that you lose track of what is going on. He's basically as rambling as Santo was, but people seem to not notice because he still sounds so good.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, the guy was one of the greats, and has a great voice, but most of his announcing is just rambling nonsense at this point and so many people act like he's still at the top of his game. The guy should have retired a long time ago. CUBS WIN. this sounds like you are describing our own former broadcaster all the way down to the "Cubs win" at the end Ugh, Harry was nowhere near as good at Scully, even when he was at his best pre-Cubs. Basically he was Reliable Generic Announcer Guy before the sauce kicked his ass.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Vin Scully is bad but he's still far from the worst. The Sox already have a ready-made worst booth to choose. i think you're in teh same camp as me on this...i don't hate vin scully at all. i just think he's a senile boring old man as an announcer, and, for whatever reason, the whole baseball world pretends he isn't. Yeah, the guy was one of the greats, and has a great voice, but most of his announcing is just rambling nonsense at this point and so many people act like he's still at the top of his game. The guy should have retired a long time ago. CUBS WIN.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Wait, what? Everyone thinks he's a damn good prospect.
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  6. Sammy Sofa
    My brother got a foul ball pitched by Maddux tossed to him as a kid. I tried to steal it a few times.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Sure, you seem like a good guy.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    I'd just much rather show off a home run ball hit by a really good player like McCutchen.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Wait until you hear my cool story about singing the stretch and waving a W flag.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    plus the story of being the guy who didn't throw it back and got heckled by idiots is way better. plus you get to keep a cool baseball out of it. No kidding. Unless you hit a seagull or something, who gives a horsefeathers?
  11. Sammy Sofa
    But that's catching a Bryant dong; that's naturally a cool story. The alternative is "I caught the opposing team's dong and threw it on the field! The end!"
  12. Sammy Sofa
    A story you can tell in two seconds seems like pretty low standards for "cool."
  13. Sammy Sofa
    while you were pissing I was peeing all of the other AB's. I have cosmic control over how well he does with my wang.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Fowler had to do something.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    The banner is almost perfect, but why did it go back to .com?
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Unfortunately it also means no Baez, and too much Sucky Sexy SolerTM Great, now I can't picturing Stupid Sexy Soler in Stupid Sexy Flanders' stupid sexy ski suit. By the way, that "great" was NOT sarcastic.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Yessssss.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    This really is the best collection of Cubs fans on the internet. http://i.giphy.com/3oriffpGeiF6vnWQa4.gif
  19. Sammy Sofa
    horsefeathers yeah.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    I'm not anti-Zobrist. Plus everyone already knows Lackey is a disgusting hump, so it would be redundant. Zobrist is an enigma.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    "Join us, won't you? In our scenic municipal park..."
  22. Sammy Sofa
    It took me forever to realize he was catching the arrow and not doing something creepy and weird.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Why the quotes? Teams will try to get players extra off days before or after a scheduled off day when they can; seeing as the Cubs aren't in dire straits it wasn't a bad decision at all, especially since the replacement options are more than serviceable.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    How'd that work out? Yeah bout like I thought. Your never rest players/rush prospects because of short DL stints thought processes are intriguing and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Well, he lost it for most of last year, too.
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