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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Unfortunately it also means no Baez, and too much Sucky Sexy SolerTM Great, now I can't picturing Stupid Sexy Soler in Stupid Sexy Flanders' stupid sexy ski suit. By the way, that "great" was NOT sarcastic.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Yessssss.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    This really is the best collection of Cubs fans on the internet. http://i.giphy.com/3oriffpGeiF6vnWQa4.gif
  4. Sammy Sofa
    horsefeathers yeah.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    I'm not anti-Zobrist. Plus everyone already knows Lackey is a disgusting hump, so it would be redundant. Zobrist is an enigma.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    "Join us, won't you? In our scenic municipal park..."
  7. Sammy Sofa
    It took me forever to realize he was catching the arrow and not doing something creepy and weird.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Why the quotes? Teams will try to get players extra off days before or after a scheduled off day when they can; seeing as the Cubs aren't in dire straits it wasn't a bad decision at all, especially since the replacement options are more than serviceable.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    How'd that work out? Yeah bout like I thought. Your never rest players/rush prospects because of short DL stints thought processes are intriguing and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Well, he lost it for most of last year, too.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    It's impossible for this team to have a shitty lineup.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    The starting pitchers look like the cast of Powder.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    I don't think I ever thought you were sontensei; outside of the annoying slang that made me think of you for whatever reason, you've got a pretty clear pattern with the names you choose. Plus sontensei could barely string together a coherent sentence.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Blanka was the one guy I could routinely dominate with outside of cheapshotting with Chun-Li. Devastating combinations of him hurling across the screen, his bite attack and that electric shock.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    This was a sontensei trademark. Oh my god, I forgot about him.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    What is with this wimpiest wimp talk.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    I thought there was some turd blossom who got banned who used "prolly" all the damn time, and I thought it was one of Tom's many aliases. Something doesn't add up.
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  19. Sammy Sofa
    I remember finding out that Capcom USA or whatever screwed up and that Balrog was supposed to be M. Bison because, of course, Mike Tyson. That blew my little kid-brain. Balrog is actually Vega's name, and M. Bison is actually Vega.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Sure, but it's not all that surprising when someone built like this... ...stinks in the OF, regardless of how well he played football. Soler is frustrating because, like you said, he SHOULD be amazing even based on just looking at him.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    I feel like his sexiness works against him, like it will make him even more hateable once it sinks in how much me just might stink. And while the sensible side of me sees the Soriano-like player you're describing as managing to be useful like Sorinao himself was, inevitably he would be loathed by the meatball masses like Soriano was. Or hell, maybe he escapes their wrath because he doesn't have a big contract. It just seems like being terrible at everything except for hitting (sometimes) is a recipe for villainy.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    BANNED. Not for the sentiment, but for the word itself.
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  24. Sammy Sofa
    Soler seems primed for villain status.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Boy, that was an unnecessarily close game last night. More frustrating in the sense that it messes with the delicious run differential as opposed to any real fear of the Cubs losing. Today we have that rarest of rare birds...a doubleheader! First game has the Padres sending out escaped Loch Ness Monster Colin Rea: http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/2015/08/13/images/mlbf_361280683_th_45.jpg He took a no-hitter into the 7th of his last start, which is just really cruel because he's going to be blindsided even more brutally by the buzzsaw that is the Cubs' offense. Plus he's got a really, really long neck. He and La Stella and Yarael Poof should hang out. The Cubs are poised to pounce behind the starting pitching talents of the perpetually out of place-looking Kyle Hendricks: http://wrigleyville.locals.baseballprospectus.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2016/03/Screen-Shot-2016-03-21-at-9.00.28-PM.png UTAH! GET ME TWO! http://nextimpulsesports.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/babybottle.gif
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