Sammy Sofa
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5/11 Padres (Pomeranz) @ CUBS (Lackey) 7:05 CDT CSN
Sammy Sofa replied to ctcf's topic in Fred Hornkohl Game Thread Forum
It's impossible for this team to have a shitty lineup. -
5/11 Padres (Pomeranz) @ CUBS (Lackey) 7:05 CDT CSN
Sammy Sofa replied to ctcf's topic in Fred Hornkohl Game Thread Forum
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I don't think I ever thought you were sontensei; outside of the annoying slang that made me think of you for whatever reason, you've got a pretty clear pattern with the names you choose. Plus sontensei could barely string together a coherent sentence.
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Blanka was the one guy I could routinely dominate with outside of cheapshotting with Chun-Li. Devastating combinations of him hurling across the screen, his bite attack and that electric shock.
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This was a sontensei trademark. Oh my god, I forgot about him.
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What is with this wimpiest wimp talk.
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I thought there was some turd blossom who got banned who used "prolly" all the damn time, and I thought it was one of Tom's many aliases. Something doesn't add up.
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I remember finding out that Capcom USA or whatever screwed up and that Balrog was supposed to be M. Bison because, of course, Mike Tyson. That blew my little kid-brain. Balrog is actually Vega's name, and M. Bison is actually Vega.
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Sure, but it's not all that surprising when someone built like this... ...stinks in the OF, regardless of how well he played football. Soler is frustrating because, like you said, he SHOULD be amazing even based on just looking at him.
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I feel like his sexiness works against him, like it will make him even more hateable once it sinks in how much me just might stink. And while the sensible side of me sees the Soriano-like player you're describing as managing to be useful like Sorinao himself was, inevitably he would be loathed by the meatball masses like Soriano was. Or hell, maybe he escapes their wrath because he doesn't have a big contract. It just seems like being terrible at everything except for hitting (sometimes) is a recipe for villainy.
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BANNED. Not for the sentiment, but for the word itself.
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Soler seems primed for villain status.
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Boy, that was an unnecessarily close game last night. More frustrating in the sense that it messes with the delicious run differential as opposed to any real fear of the Cubs losing. Today we have that rarest of rare birds...a doubleheader! First game has the Padres sending out escaped Loch Ness Monster Colin Rea: http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/2015/08/13/images/mlbf_361280683_th_45.jpg He took a no-hitter into the 7th of his last start, which is just really cruel because he's going to be blindsided even more brutally by the buzzsaw that is the Cubs' offense. Plus he's got a really, really long neck. He and La Stella and Yarael Poof should hang out. The Cubs are poised to pounce behind the starting pitching talents of the perpetually out of place-looking Kyle Hendricks: http://wrigleyville.locals.baseballprospectus.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2016/03/Screen-Shot-2016-03-21-at-9.00.28-PM.png UTAH! GET ME TWO! http://nextimpulsesports.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/babybottle.gif
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Rizzo =
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http://i.giphy.com/AauJT0w8cJoSQ.gif
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I think that's maybe the most polite and work safe thing I read at work today.
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well in this week's show they talk about how good the nationals are and whether the Cubs can hang with the nationals Watch how fast I go check my math. No, seriously; watch me.
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99% of the their baseball talk is Jon Hamm showing up to talk about the Cardinals or them talking about John Hamm showing up and talking about the Cardinals.
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Which from the Tribune? You can pretty much make those high res just by editing the URL like I did. The giant one with the cool shading.
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Damn right. Find me that pic, or the one from the Tribune.
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I like how that manages to be equally terrible whether it's a joke or serious. Never change, Barstool Sports.
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He looks like the accursed Half Man from Two and a Half Men.
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I feel like I should get you a cup of coffee and maybe one of those emergency blankets.
