He for some reason really badly wants the idea to take root that Zobrist is like some antisocial kiddie porn hording creep or something. Well, most people were making fun of him being a weirdo before this thread, so I figured it would be a hoot to find examples of him not being a creepy weirdo. I figured if someone wanted to make a Ben Zobrist: Awesome Player thread they would have done so, but instead it's this weird thing like I must be annoyed he's doing so well, which is...creepy. Creepy and weird, some might say.