Sammy Sofa
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Rizzo =
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http://i.giphy.com/AauJT0w8cJoSQ.gif
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I think that's maybe the most polite and work safe thing I read at work today.
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well in this week's show they talk about how good the nationals are and whether the Cubs can hang with the nationals Watch how fast I go check my math. No, seriously; watch me.
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99% of the their baseball talk is Jon Hamm showing up to talk about the Cardinals or them talking about John Hamm showing up and talking about the Cardinals.
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Which from the Tribune? You can pretty much make those high res just by editing the URL like I did. The giant one with the cool shading.
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Damn right. Find me that pic, or the one from the Tribune.
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I like how that manages to be equally terrible whether it's a joke or serious. Never change, Barstool Sports.
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He looks like the accursed Half Man from Two and a Half Men.
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I feel like I should get you a cup of coffee and maybe one of those emergency blankets.
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That's a scenario from one of those books of weird baseball situations that I used to have in the bathroom before smartphone were a thing. Stunningly, I knew this rule already like it was common knowledge. Go figure.
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This is some goofy horsefeathers, even for the (temporarily hot) Marlins: http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/6479266/v676503183/milmia-realmuto-homer-challenged-ruled-rbi-single
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Nah, that was just a sweet, sweet burn. -
The eat all of the dogs they bring to the games.
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Ah, yes, of course. I'm sure that was your best effort. Your sig pic is more perfectly fitting than you could ever possibly know.
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Have you not seen this team? They didn't carry that meme over.
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I was trying to be polite. I mean, you're basically asking if a baseball team can become nigh-unbeatable within the sample size of a playoff series. It's this close to asking if magic can be real.
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This is kinda like asking if an Olympic long jumper has a chance to fly if he keeps breaking long jumping records.
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How could they NOT be a crapshoot? Basically nobody is that good. Even if the Cubs keep being insane and win a ridiculous amount of games they're stilling going to lose, like, 45-55 games. They only have to lose 3 more to get bounced from the playoffs in the first round.
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Of course. I mean...how could they not be? This is a really odd question.
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While I hate that he's out for the season, I love that he's lurking as this unavoidable, TERRIFYING threat for the rest of baseball next year. Like, "oh, you thought they were good BEFORE?"
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I don't see the Brewers (or anyone) likely taking Granderson unless money's coming with him since he's signed through next year. I'm not suggesting Granderson for Braun. I think an arm and a prospect would do it, and New York benefits from that. If you're thinking about potentially using a DH in the World Series, does that 6th rotation arm help you more than Braun? But again, the Mets are broke and cheap.
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I'd like to think that in my sig Baez' face actually looks perplexed as he stares at Hendricks and thinks, "who the horsefeathers is that?!?"
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Well....it is. Especially if it's Maddux. I may also be swayed by the tarp slide, my boyhood idolization of him and the persona they created for him on The Dugout as the world's biggest Fresh Prince superfan.
