Sammy Sofa
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A clash of the titans. The earth will shudder and the skies will tremble as the Cubs and Nationals slap dongs together. The presence of Dusty Baker will make the inevitable humbling of the ex-Expos all the more sweet. The Cubs take the field behind fresh-faced holy card model Kyle Hendricks: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-iKE1y4nkGq0/VL_x-ZVieqI/AAAAAAAABV8/aR5YURYghiQ/s1600/CCI.kyle%2Bhendricks%2Bclose%2Bup.jpg The Nats are lead by a dude who looks like what would happen if Ruby Rod and Sy Snootles had a baby: http://mlb.mlb.com/images/players/525x330/alt/605452.jpg Like Nicasio, he too looks terrified as he pitches. He is wise to know fear. http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/cubs-fan-hits-other-fan-with-bat-baseball-fan-gifs.gif -
This was more fitting for the Pirates after this series:
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we could give them treats And a Capri Sun Making a smile out of an orange slice is always fun.
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Unnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnhhhhhhh, yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
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Me and game threads, baby:
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This is the thread where we talk about how awesome Kris Bryant is
Sammy Sofa replied to David's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
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It's probably another nobody.
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I know everyone has mistypes...but it's just kind of fascinating how you missed the word "me" twice in the same post. That is all. It's like how in some religions you can't actually say "God."
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Thrillho: best user name AND best poster?
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I'd rather have Bryant in the OF; Zobrist is just going to keep getting older and more stump-legged.
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Let's face it: the Cubs aren't facing another team right now so much as a bunch of bags of beat they're just toying around with. They've clobbered the Pirates without the use of their dongs, and a small part of actually feels a little bad for the Pirates. The other, much bigger part of wants to see them whip around the Parrot's head with dong after dong so much that it finally just snaps off. ANYWAY, it's Yips McGee: http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/2015/04/19/images/mlbf_80734783_th_45.jpg vs. this anonymous sack of wet mice: http://mlb.mlb.com/images/players/525x330/504379.jpg LOOK AT HIM. He just looks bummed to be pitching, which makes sense since he's facing the Cubs and they will show him no mercy. http://33.media.tumblr.com/8fdf4e75e80a69f6e75f41324e562da8/tumblr_inline_o4kr5g90Tt1qlbrga_540.gif
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I kinda don't even know how to handle rooting for a team this good.
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Shhhhhhhhh, just relax and enjoy this delightful victory. They're even doing it sans dongs, just as you like it.
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You gotta let it go, man. This is unhealthy. I'm just messing around. Up until two days ago I didn't care either way about Starlin. Except the walk-up music was cool. ETA: wait. Aren't you the one that has to let it go? Nah. Some of us were just a bit sad to see him go. It seems, however, to really be bugging you. Take it easy and enjoy things.
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He wasn't accused of rape and wasn't getting shot at. I kid. I kid. You gotta let it go, man. This is unhealthy.
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Dammit, why didn't they trade Soler instead.
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What a savage drubbing.
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Foolish fools.
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Huh.
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BAH.
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Soler is breaking my heart.
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It's weird how many comments I see from meatballs thinking any Cub getting beaned is righteous retaliation for what happened to Kang. I mean, I know meatballs are going to meatball, but even by their dumb standards how long is this supposed to go on for? We've seen multiple Cubs players beaned by the Pirates, plus I don't get the whole vendetta theory thing. Yeah, I'd have been pissed if a player on my team when out like that, but hell, Coghlan's not even on the team anymore. I remember half-jokingly being pissed at Furcal when he fucked up Lee's wrist, but it's not like I was hoping the Cubs would ever seek out payback or something against him.
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I like Gold Gloves and I cannot lie: the Jason Heyward thread
Sammy Sofa replied to NOLA's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
It is pretty damn amazing that we can be at the beginning of May and with Schwarber out and Heyward dealing with this and I'm not worried about the team kicking ass at all. -
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At first I liked this, but then remembered that while he was an irresponsible heel, he was still pretty damn cool. Zobrist is most definitely NOT cool. Zobrist is either one of the super dorks who even Screech lorded over, or....
