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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Oh yeah, forgot you guys live in backwards-time.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    I just do as Fred says.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    This guy returns to Pittsburgh, where he left nothing but shed tears and broken dreams the last time he was there. Look at that mean mug: http://mlb.mlb.com/images/players/525x330/alt/453562.jpg No doubt players will be plunked, the Pirates will lose, Chinese food will be eaten and a dong or six will end up in the river.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Guh, hurry up and win so I can start the next thread. I have to be up at 4.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Haw-haw!
  6. Sammy Sofa
    You're just saying things.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Booooooooooooooo.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Because I like Starlin Castro and hate Patrick Kane.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    A soulless robot and the anti-dong guy don't get it. Makes sense. Hahahahaha. I adore dongs. I just understand you can't crave or expect dongs all the time. And why does a dong-lover even love Starlin? I might as well be trying to explain passion to a tree stump.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    He was at the plate when a run came in. Good enough for me! does he get a Run Watched In or something? Dusty would really appreciate his watching greatness happen in front of him without having to do anything-factor.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    i don't even understand the sentimental castro love faction. he was REALLY bad for a couple of years, he never had the type of game most of us like (he didn't walk OR dong...he was basically really good at being a slappy hitter with an occasional hint of pop), he loved to do embarrassing things in the field (and none of what i said takes away from the fact that at other times he was a pretty good young player too), oh, and there was that whole might be a rapist thing that nobody seems to care about anymore. Yup. Totally agree. I didn't hate him at all, but he just wasn't that good and certainly not somebody to be that in love with. The walk-up music was cool, though. But this ain't no A-Ram or anything. A soulless robot and the anti-dong guy don't get it. Makes sense.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Soler brings sadness into this collection of joy.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Don't believe the David hype. i don't even understand the sentimental castro love faction. he was REALLY bad for a couple of years, he never had the type of game most of us like (he didn't walk OR dong...he was basically really good at being a slappy hitter with an occasional hint of pop), he loved to do embarrassing things in the field (and none of what i said takes away from the fact that at other times he was a pretty good young player too), oh, and there was that whole might be a rapist thing that nobody seems to care about anymore. http://i.giphy.com/lj935f7J3guGc.gif
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Stop clobbering my players, dicks.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Don't believe the David hype.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Oh, OK, ump.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    I feel bizarrely at ease with La Stella finally having a bad game.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    HO-HO-HO.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    [expletive], stop being so reasonable. I want Ross to crush their souls.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Here comes the alpha and the omega of dongs.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    PIECE OF horsefeathers HAMMEL.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    I wonder if the Pirates' version of Rondon Fan is crying about garbage Cole right now.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Actually Heyward's averaged 14 HRs a season and 19 per 162 games. Early season has him putting the ball in the air more often, which should be a good thing moving forward. Well, yes, because it's jacked up by that one 27 homer season. In the past three seasons he has hit 14, 11 and 13. His other three seasons he's hit 18, 14, 27. I'm thinking since he has hit 11 to 14 in four of his six seasons, that that is more likely where he is going to end up. But the dude has never been a "prodigious" home run hitter, and the focus on that part of his game like he suddenly is going to be one is odd to me. Sure, anything is possible. But the safer bet is that he hits 10 to 14. So, again, not sure why people constantly ask for a Heyward dong like he's Rizzo or Bryant. He's Zobrist. And nobody is constantly asking for Zobrist dongs. Well, he's a lot younger than Zobrist and seemingly has the abilities/capability to dong a lot more than he typically does, plus 2013 and 2011 were shortened seasons for him. It's certainly not unreasonable to want/hope to see him become a true dongsmith.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Well that's not fun. I mean, people are bringing it up because even if he only hits 15 or less, we're all fans of dongs and he is still sans dong at this moment, both for the season and as a Cub. We're rooting for him to bust that dong out. But hey, what do we know? We're just a bunch of bitches, I guess.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Dude has shown the ability to dong prodigiously; it's not an unreasonable expectation.
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