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  1. Sammy Sofa
    You really are a dumbass if you think the two of their starts/stats are anywhere comparable. Heywards defense is A+ compared to Montero's average play behind the plate. Heyward also gets on base a couple times a game and provides value on the basepaths. Let me know when you're done sucking off Miguel, David. :barf: Dude, relax; Montero is just off to a slow start with the bat this year. Both Fangraphs and BR had him as about a 2 WAR player last year, so it's not like he's following up a crappy season. They can easily afford to wait for him to start hitting given how good the rest of the offense is, plus the defense he brings to the table.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    I can't help but love the name "Tucker Barnhart." It's so stupidly baseball-y.
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    When I correctly pointed out his upper portions are shaped like a seal. Plus it never felt right; Jack Wilson will always be the real "Rat Boy" to me.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    Everyone is gonna homer before Heyward does.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Did Seal Boy somehow steal Soler's soul?
  7. Sammy Sofa
    What the horsefeathers just happened?
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Rizzo made an out? There's nothing to believe in anymore.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    There's so much you still do not understand about humanity. [expletive] i was just guessing at where he was. Ah, so it was instead a brutally offensive insult.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Doesn't matter who they damn to pitch.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    golden nugget? There's so much you still do not understand about humanity.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Listen to Thom and that'll go away REAL fast. OK, I guess a feel a little bad for this pitcher specifically being left out there as a live sacrifice.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Russell will not be denied.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Listen to Thom and that'll go away REAL fast.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Szczur wanted that so damn bad he willed it to happen.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Even Soler singled? This guy REALLY stinks.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Rizzo is ascending to paradise.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Uhm.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Boy, good thing I posted this TOTALLY serious post praising La Stella and my affectionate nickname for him.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Everyone put your flippers together for Seal Boy leading things off.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    What if he ends up on the DL and tries to pray the pain away and we end up with a Prince-situation on our hands?
  22. Sammy Sofa
    I think they are dumb in the sense they've never gone "all in." Ie didn't spend once on a big FA or give up the farm for a piece. What are you talking about, they made a blockbuster late season trade for baseball superstar Aramis Ramirez last year (lol) Hey, let's not start saying things we can't take back.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    These don't sound like very good pranks. People were probably mad at him.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Soler is...problematic.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    HORSE HOCKEY.
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