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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Quit letting Harper hog of of the grand dong glory.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Just get on and let Bryant do his thing.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Blame it all on Lackey. The stench of his evil tainted the rest of the staff.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Awwww, shazbot.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    34.
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  7. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, but that would likely happen specifically because Soler is a such a sexy klutz as a defender. Bryant's actually good, so he won't even be in that position to begin with.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Kinda don't miss Soler.
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  10. Sammy Sofa
    Guys; you're getting sidetracked; as previously said, nobody has an issue with Ben Zobrist: productive player. What we are looking for is the elusive proof that he is not a creepy weirdo.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    That's also not helping him.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Please, there's no need for such formality.
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    http://i.giphy.com/EvWx1BeeRyyJi.gif
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Doing a Google search for "Ben Zobrist cool guy" brings back an interview with Chris Coghlan saying he wants to be a "sexy and cool utility guy" like Zobrist. Seeing as Coghlan himself seems like a bit of a creepy weirdo, this is not helping things.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    I was busy that day.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m21opmwkz41r5kuu7.gif
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Well, Wainwright's season going up in a puff of farts so far is pretty damn great.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    You're such a dildo.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Haw-haw!
  21. Sammy Sofa
    Haw-haw!
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Niiiiice.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Dammit, this isn't the "post horsefeathers we already know about Zobrist" thread; get out there and find evidence of Zobrist being normal.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, we all know that. This is his chance for true redemption. He can't be like that all the time.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    That "is this the base?" thing died a quick death.
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