Sammy Sofa
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http://mlb.mlb.com/images/3/5/4/119592354/beyonceorsolange_i6vczg7q.gif
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The Cubs are in a 4-way-tie for 8th place with 13 dongs. I DEMAND MORE DONGS. -
So close to self-awareness.
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Time for magic, old man.
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Huzzah!
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https://www.instagram.com/p/9XMO4qyBRM/ http://i.giphy.com/WMjfO612POH72.gif The gif so nice I used it twice.
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Man, my feed is way behind. Just seeing the HR right....now.
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Merge Baez' defensive ability with Soler's hopefully continuing offensive improvement and you've got yourself a stew going.
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Things are promising lately, so let's talk about it here and/or post sexy Soler pics. http://mlb.mlb.com/assets/images/5/8/0/109115580/cuts/valentines_jorgesoler_mq6lwlqd_ar4nbvc8.jpg
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Len & JD are pretty swell.
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George Clooney's 90's Haircut has some super lame walk-up music.
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Maybe Baez sucks, but maybe his presence is driving Soler to not suck. What a conundrum.
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First time the Cubs have gone back to back with dongs this season? OUTRAGEOUS.
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Even more gooder.
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Much better.
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Did we already talk about Adam LaRoche's crazy stories about him going to SE Asia to "free" sex slaves?
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We have already seen the future of how to shield the crowds: http://199.101.98.242/media/images/10905-2020_Super_Baseball_(set_1)-1.png
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So a 63-year-old woman was stretchered out of the White Sox/Rays game last night after taking a foul ball to the eye. When they described it as getting through a "gap" in the netting I figured it was an unfortunate, one-in-a-billion fluke...but then I saw the gap: https://twitter.com/TBTimes_Rays/status/721159374455095296/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw Way to go cheap with everything, Rays organization. I'm going to assume something like this hasn't happened before there because odds are the seats were empty.
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Well, also lots of confidence in how the 1-6 part of the lineup looks pretty horsefeathering awesome, too.
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Was this Benny the dude that's been arrested a couple times?
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The big inflatable version is better.
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Baseball Reference.
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Great googly-moogly; this inning is still going?
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A Cardinal not knowing how to drink ruins everything for everyone yet again.
