Sammy Sofa
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Balls.
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Ugh, no. The walkoff dong in the 9th will be glorious, and I hope your TV explodes.
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Why couldn't he be one of those mean leopard seals instead of the lousy, tube of meat seals that just get clubbed?
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They're ugly, they smell bad, and they have tiny ding-dongs.
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and apparently really easy to spike a throw into the ground RIP Jacque Jones
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My Simpsons prediction is totally going to come true.
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Len's breakdown of the Castro for Warren deal is...underwhelming.
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ESPN seemingly has them as the #1 offense at the moment, which cannot stand.
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http://mlb.mlb.com/images/3/5/4/119592354/beyonceorsolange_i6vczg7q.gif
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The Cubs are in a 4-way-tie for 8th place with 13 dongs. I DEMAND MORE DONGS.
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So close to self-awareness.
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Time for magic, old man.
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Huzzah!
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https://www.instagram.com/p/9XMO4qyBRM/ http://i.giphy.com/WMjfO612POH72.gif The gif so nice I used it twice.
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Man, my feed is way behind. Just seeing the HR right....now.
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Merge Baez' defensive ability with Soler's hopefully continuing offensive improvement and you've got yourself a stew going.
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Things are promising lately, so let's talk about it here and/or post sexy Soler pics. http://mlb.mlb.com/assets/images/5/8/0/109115580/cuts/valentines_jorgesoler_mq6lwlqd_ar4nbvc8.jpg
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Len & JD are pretty swell.
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George Clooney's 90's Haircut has some super lame walk-up music.
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Maybe Baez sucks, but maybe his presence is driving Soler to not suck. What a conundrum.
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First time the Cubs have gone back to back with dongs this season? OUTRAGEOUS.
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Even more gooder.
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Much better.
