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Sammy Sofa

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  1. Sammy Sofa
    It's really not weird; the guy technically (and obviously) serves a purpose, but he's terrible. Pretty simple, actually
  2. Sammy Sofa
    The lead comment is top-notch:
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, JUST missed it by not being good enough at two thirds of the game of baseball. *Obviously this impeccably accurate math applies to non-pitchers, so shut up.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    Pretty sure that's not the case with anyone here, fortunately.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    "Fat Cutler" Redundant.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Don't have the stats to back me up but it seems like he always hurts us until this year. Last year is no exception. Meh: http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/split.cgi?id=howarry01&year=Career&t=b
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Come on, just finish this. I want to go to bed.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Hoo-hoo!
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Jesus, I just I saw the Heyride now. My feed blooooooooooows.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    They're bad but they're really gat damn annoying Not even, I'm spending alot of time trying to figure out what porn star 2nd row mature looks like. Kinda has a Nina Hartley thing going? You're the lamest kind of weirdo.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Soler can't do anything right.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    No horsefeathering way.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Fartknockers.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Just give him the dong; it's just cruelly giving the Phillies false hope otherwise.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Because he's a Cardinal and he didn't suck for a couple of years, ah-doy. Sure, now that he's terrible he's kind of sympathetic, but finding him very unappealing before was just common sense.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    This may be the tipping point: http://images.90min.com/production/912x516/57559843d719d0dacb000001.jpeg
  17. Sammy Sofa
    This just might be the ultimate bad nacho pic, if only for all of the questions it raises:
  18. Sammy Sofa
    WHY WOULD SOMEONE DO THIS
  19. Sammy Sofa
    TREE GAMS
  20. Sammy Sofa
    You dick.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    DONG DRUNK.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    COME ON RIDE THE HEY. AND RIDE IT.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    http://i.giphy.com/Akzci0gtFZjji.gif
  24. Sammy Sofa
    http://images.memes.com/meme/461333
  25. Sammy Sofa
    He's actually legally blind.
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