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Sammy Sofa

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  1. Sammy Sofa
    The dankness of the set really sells it.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Counterpoint: eat my butt.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    YES.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    In the middle of the forest, apparently.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    I look at it as being merciful to the wretched; these terrible teams have so little to live for, so they can look back fondly on the time they managed to beat the mighty Cubs. What else do they have?
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Coghlan didn't lose horsefeathers to Fowler, or only become expendable because they signed him; it's not like he was going to be a regular starter if they hadn't signed Fowler; he still just would have just been getting selects starts based on matchups or who was resting. There was never a point where he wasn't expendable, regardless of Fowler's decision. Hell, if anything, by LLF's tortuous joke-logic, he should be pissed at Szczur or Zobrist before Fowler. Also: Also also: STATUSQUOSTATUSQUOSTATUSQUOSTATUSQUO
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Noooooo, that doesn't really work, either.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Hammel rhymes with mammal.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Why? Yeah, what the horsefeathers is he babbling about. Is there some Fowler/Coghlan rivalry only he knows about? Or does he inexplicably think a utility player will be pissed the Cubs brought back their starting CF?
  10. Sammy Sofa
    That post epitomizes why this website barely gets any new members. I wasn't trying to troll at all. I sincerely am against working a pitcher hard in order to get a no hitter. We saw back in 2003 how working Prior and Wood hard lead to. But you decided to get nasty with your reply. Way to not start a conversation on a legitimate issue.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, I don't think Matheny is at any risk unless they just completely tank and fall way under .500. With Ventura, the question seems to be more "how has he not been fired already?" Nobody seems to want him except for the White Sox FO.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Should've worn those pants on your head I guess. DAMN YOUR STATUS QUO.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    EAT horsefeathers, YOU DIRTBAG.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    I also got so goddamned sunburned. Like, even somehow through my thick, luscious head of hair.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    Oh yeah, I forgot to talk about going to Sunday's game: we got the party deck deal or whatever the horsefeathers it is under the RF scoreboard. Amazing seats, plenty of room to walk around and amazing setup with all the food and drinks you could handle just, like, 10 feet behind you. Hot Doug sat in front of us and it was cool meeting him, and the Diamondback's corporate attorney sat across from us and let me check out his 2001 WS ring. Then he got security to loom behind one of my friends for talking too much trash at the D-Back's RFer. I tried to convince him to yell something at the lawyer about getting Grace off with his DUI, but he wasn't willing to go to baseball jail.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, unless a loss was so bad it killed my dad or something it's basically instantly forgotten. I was at the game on Sunday and I have to keep reminding myself they actually lost.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    I just feel bad for all of the bad things this team makes you feel.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    These dumb humps are basically begging to be blown at some place like bleedcubbieblue, and yet here they are.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    That in the middle of the most amazing season of all time you were able to instantly create a list of "worst losses." Like, why would your brain even so readily retain that knowledge unless it kinda hated you?
  20. Sammy Sofa
    I've seen new posters get slaughtered on here for making points you guys felt were silly. That's not conducive towards increasing forum activity. New or not you couldn't be more right. This is not a forum open to new users, they run most of them off very quickly and when it's pointed out they very quickly show you why/how they have run them off. If your ideas don't completely lineup with the status quo here your very likely to be repeatedly treated "poorly" and openly mocked. I hang around because there are a few posters who's opinions I value and I get a lot of joy out of ruffling the feathers of the rest of the guys here because it's highly entertaining to watch the responses, predictable as they are. And what, exactly, do you think the "status quo" is here? And the lack of self-awareness in the bold is...kind of amazing.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    That UMFan post is just more and more infuriating the more I read it.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    http://i.giphy.com/FT0UFROtAbVEA.gif http://deadspin.com/home-run-robberies-dont-get-much-better-than-this-1781257999
  23. Sammy Sofa
    John Lackey is useful and good like an anus is useful and good.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    What the what. I want to punch this post so badly.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Understatement of the year.
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