Sammy Sofa
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Nice, I might have had the most incorrect bold prediction in the bold prediction thread by saying Starlin would double Zobrist's WAR. Man this dude is impressive. I think they just simultaneously donged today, which is kinda hot.
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I'd like to think his cold, calculating mind simply decided that instead of hitting the ball hard at someone he will simply hit hard to somewhere where nobody can catch it.
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Hey, Montero's alive!
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http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ooj5nDqj1rrbogso2_500.gif The Cubs fear no pitcher.
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My latest theory is that it's weaponized dentures. Or at least defensive ones to replace the originals getting punched the horsefeathers out of jaw.
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Lackey's MLB mugshot on Gameday just makes it look like his mouth is all one gigantic tooth.
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Zobrist sometimes just hits the ball a little TOO well.
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A neck tattoo, however, trumps all of this sleeve talk. Nobody likes those damn things. Also lost in the sleeve nonsense: his horrible, horrible soul patch, which is redundant since all soul patches are horrible.
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Buncha pearl-clutching brosephs.
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This cracked me up at WSI: Isn't that Hawks' default mode besides drunken hillbilly bluster?
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This kid has no idea how close he came to the abyss...
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That was pretty fartknocker-y, Montero, but it'll do.
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I want Soler to become Swoller.
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Yeah, no.
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Da fuq.
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i mean how do you forget the creation of something this incredible Oh, I thought it was a cool bit I did, like the Zobrist thing.
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It's the one thing holding us back from being amazing at literally every facet of baseball. http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/453385.jpg
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Hendricks is just nailing it today. Feast on these schmucks.
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I like this Heyward. I like him a lot.
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Though I have no idea what the hell you guys are talking about.
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lol, I can't decide if I get more enjoyment over this, or your fear that Maddon had truly gone crazy during last year's spring training. Both were/are good. oh man the maddon thing was hilarious I am pretty damn funny.
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Ho-ho-ho.
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The dark magic murder voodoo Zobrist no-doubt engaged in to possibly have the best year of his career at age 35 might be the creepiest and weirdest thing about him, but you can't really argue with the results.
