Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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Come on, can't waste the rare Heyward multi-base hit.
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More of that, Jason.
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YES. Also: this ump can go sniff butts.
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Of course not.
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More like: Ted Lilly: Creepy Weirdo! Damn right. I'm making him the team's spirit animal; hes the creepy weirdo we want AND deserve.
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http://www.dodgerthoughts.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Lilly-by-Gordon.jpeg
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Suck it, haterz https://youtu.be/Cu1JMbSLPvc
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He does have some majestic, effortless power. I want him to be amazing so badly.
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I'm still wary he can consistently beast mode enough to offset how much he sucks at the other aspects of baseball, but it has been nice to see his gorgeous mug actually succeeding at the plate again.
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http://i.imgur.com/oWuGhI4.gif
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Regular players all take a walk like this: "doo-doo-doo-doo-doo!" But Kris Bryant takes a walk like this:
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His big brown jug of moonshine?
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The dongs are in bloom.
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1.2, he just passed Rizzo LMAO amazing. Also a little depressing. Get better soon, Riz.
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He's thrown 46 pitches in 3 innings.
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Also:
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We all know college baseball is like some kind of cruel punishment from the final circle of Hell, but this guy's bat flip game is truly on point: http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/thats-some-bat-flip-1779070465
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NEVER FORGET YOUPI. maybe they meant RFK Nah, they were the Expos through 2004.
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NEVER FORGET YOUPI.
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Funniest heckles you have heard at baseball games
Sammy Sofa replied to Cubbie Swagger's topic in General Baseball Talk
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Didn't one of the spazzez flip out because Bryant or someone sat out a day after an off day? I'm surprised that hasn't been a thing yet. All I know is him and Rondon Fan repeatedly demand for players to be punished after bad games or bad stretches.
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This must be Ski's favorite lineup of all time.
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Funniest heckles you have heard at baseball games
Sammy Sofa replied to Cubbie Swagger's topic in General Baseball Talk
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I'm eating a big salad for dinner RIGHT NOW.
