Sammy Sofa

He's thrown 46 pitches in 3 innings.

Also:

We all know college baseball is like some kind of cruel punishment from the final circle of Hell, but this guy's bat flip game is truly on point: http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/thats-some-bat-flip-1779070465

NEVER FORGET YOUPI. maybe they meant RFK Nah, they were the Expos through 2004.

NEVER FORGET YOUPI.

http://65.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkimzjXmqD1qe04gdo1_500.png

Didn't one of the spazzez flip out because Bryant or someone sat out a day after an off day? I'm surprised that hasn't been a thing yet. All I know is him and Rondon Fan repeatedly demand for players to be punished after bad games or bad stretches.

This must be Ski's favorite lineup of all time.

https://youtu.be/bxYE3upgWVk

I'm eating a big salad for dinner RIGHT NOW.

I thought everyone looked at that trade as a bust for a while now.

If you you gaze into the creepy weird abyss, the creepy weird abyss gazes back. http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/ct-julianna-ben-zobrist-cubs-spt-0527-20160526-story.html These people are dangerous lunatics.

http://assets.rollingstone.com/assets/2016/article/pat-harrington-jr-one-day-at-a-time-actor-dead-at-86-20160107/223151/medium_rect/1452186909/720x405-GettyImages-134953374.jpg

The comments are better than the article.

Ben in the clubhouse:

Well, those were the darkest days of #PoorTomRicketts.

http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/fGUFmobY41zuJknR.jpg

Just dragging this over to the new page so we can bask in the glory:

I think that's the case for everyone; seemed like most people hated the pick and thought he'd be a bust. Though that Draft Day pick went a long way to getting me on his side. Plus I technically went to school with him in Paris.

Yeah, that definitely is Colvin. http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_9171.jpg http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_9182.jpg Here's Wells (with his douchey face AND a super extra-douchey Johnny Drama t-shirt): http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_9526.jpg Here are some other old friends: http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_9651.jpg http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_9737.jpg http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_9726.jpg http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_9770.jpg http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_9779.jpg http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/kit6.jpg http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/bam.jpg http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_9872.jpg Corey Miller, bullpen catcher and busted in 2010 for hauling nearly 10 pounds of weed: http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_9217.jpg No doubt that loss haunted GEOVANNY SOTO for a long time: http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_9103.jpg http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_9088.jpg Holy horsefeathers, I forgot X-Nady existed: http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_0063.jpg http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_00661.jpg The slightly more agreeable half of the Cajun Connection: http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_0076.jpg This just makes Ted look even more disconcerting, like he just silently emerged from the ivy brandishing a bowl of mysterious meat: http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/fGUFmobY41zuJknR.jpg Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudy: http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/coach2.jpg And let's end this with something truly out of your nightmares: http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_9579.jpg

Hahahahaha! I forgot Rudy Jaramillio was a thing we once argued about. Alright, I see Wells listed, so that's gotta be him on the cover. Or is inexplicably Sam horsefeathering Fuld?

2 good seasons for Wells, actually.

Lilly, naked and screaming "EGG IN THE HOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE."

Jesus, that's Colvin? Though Wells was a bad guess for me; that guy doesn't look nearly douchey enough: http://www.milb.com/images/2007/08/09/Xp9Yawsu.jpg