Sammy Sofa

I thought everyone looked at that trade as a bust for a while now.

If you you gaze into the creepy weird abyss, the creepy weird abyss gazes back. http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/ct-julianna-ben-zobrist-cubs-spt-0527-20160526-story.html These people are dangerous lunatics.

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The comments are better than the article.

Ben in the clubhouse:

Well, those were the darkest days of #PoorTomRicketts.

http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/fGUFmobY41zuJknR.jpg

Just dragging this over to the new page so we can bask in the glory:

I think that's the case for everyone; seemed like most people hated the pick and thought he'd be a bust. Though that Draft Day pick went a long way to getting me on his side. Plus I technically went to school with him in Paris.

Yeah, that definitely is Colvin. http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_9171.jpg http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_9182.jpg Here's Wells (with his douchey face AND a super extra-douchey Johnny Drama t-shirt): http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_9526.jpg Here are some other old friends: http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_9651.jpg http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_9737.jpg http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_9726.jpg http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_9770.jpg http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_9779.jpg http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/kit6.jpg http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/bam.jpg http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_9872.jpg Corey Miller, bullpen catcher and busted in 2010 for hauling nearly 10 pounds of weed: http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_9217.jpg No doubt that loss haunted GEOVANNY SOTO for a long time: http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_9103.jpg http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_9088.jpg Holy horsefeathers, I forgot X-Nady existed: http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_0063.jpg http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_00661.jpg The slightly more agreeable half of the Cajun Connection: http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_0076.jpg This just makes Ted look even more disconcerting, like he just silently emerged from the ivy brandishing a bowl of mysterious meat: http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/fGUFmobY41zuJknR.jpg Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudy: http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/coach2.jpg And let's end this with something truly out of your nightmares: http://www.chicagonow.com/milking-chicago/files/2011/06/IMG_9579.jpg

Hahahahaha! I forgot Rudy Jaramillio was a thing we once argued about. Alright, I see Wells listed, so that's gotta be him on the cover. Or is inexplicably Sam horsefeathering Fuld?

2 good seasons for Wells, actually.

Lilly, naked and screaming "EGG IN THE HOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE."

Jesus, that's Colvin? Though Wells was a bad guess for me; that guy doesn't look nearly douchey enough: http://www.milb.com/images/2007/08/09/Xp9Yawsu.jpg

Oh yeah, that would be gross. When people get a hot sub like that at the end of the day they just wrap up the bread and cheese and put the meatballs and sauce in a to-go soup container. That way the bread stays intact and I toast it in the kitchen. Otherwise it's usually a cold sandwich or salad that can just go in the fridge.

I don't know what's scarier; his dead smile or that it looks like he made Skyline Chili (probably with people meat)?

Oh, I don't eat it until 5:30-6 anyways; the cafeteria/food court closes at 5 so I just have to have my food by then. Breakfast at 8 AM, lunch around noon and then dinner around 5. Waiting until later would just be weird and pointlessly cruel. http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQuRHWAhVgp0M_rd5tm7fvgx6q4byEzAVokQLr1jQzKa7Ew0VbP David will no doubt crush me with his claws for this, but who the horsefeathers is the goober top row middle and the geezer to the right of him? I want to say middle dude is Randy Wells...

For the love of horsefeathers, somebody make this my new screenname.

salisbury steak again? Meatball sub. They knows I likes 'em extra sloppy, too.

Way to add in 45 minutes you geriatric weirdo. Oh, I don't eat it until 5:30-6 anyways; the cafeteria/food court closes at 5 so I just have to have my food by then. Breakfast at 8 AM, lunch around noon and then dinner around 5. Waiting until later would just be weird and pointlessly cruel.

I'm sad to see Noah the person go. Not really Noah the player though...he's not the same guy anymore. Exactly. He ended up being one of my favorites, but the writing has been on the wall for a while with how he's breaking down.

God, I wish I could kick you in the taint sometimes.

Told ya, you dumb nincompoops. Now shut the horsefeathers up while I enjoy my 5:30 dinner at work.

This is the fakest of fake rallies.