Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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Lol screw you You can use the free time to search in vain for Obama's Kenyan birth certificate Hahahahahah! -
At least for the rest of this game thread Give him the ol' Derwood and just ban him from this one forum.
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Someone ban Vinestal.
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BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
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The horror. Wait...he seriously thinks posting their record is his big horsefeathers you? I kinda think this guy actually hates the Cubs.
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Guy with .500 SLG hits a home run??? I'm convinced this is just an act these days He'll claim he's doing it on purpose, but yeah, flipping out over the guy with the ridonkulous slugging and 5 home runs hitting a 6th home run is a bit much.
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The worst thing about this is how my dad will think this justifies his hatred of Strop's hat.
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Imagine how insane the Nationals' version of Vinestal and Ski must be right now.
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GIDPLee GIDLee was a common post that year, and man was it frustrating. Heyward isn't quite to that territory (I'm surprised he only has 7, but I guess a lot of his 4-3 groundouts weren't DPs early in the season) What a bunch of fartknockers, bitching about a 5+ WAR player. DAMN YOU ALL.
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2009 Derrek Lee was a beast and a saint and one of the few things that kept our sanity in a dark, dark season.
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john lackey sucks and we were always right to hate him
Sammy Sofa replied to treebird's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
There's a character actor that he reminds me of but I can't put my finger on it. I was thinking it was Vincent Schiavelli for a while, but that's not it.... http://i.giphy.com/136V8raQQogOfm.gif -
I like how the stern, khaki pantsed leg of the stadium law is striding into frame. Oh, the trough-filled stories Roast could tell us.
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john lackey sucks and we were always right to hate him
Sammy Sofa replied to treebird's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
I appreciate that he inspired me to call him "Hillbilly Bib Fortuna." -
I was immediately very fond of him.
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http://i.imgur.com/Wv1IL.gif
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http://i.giphy.com/8aYLkCDqldRbq.gif
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Sure, walk him on strike 4. You'll pay big, blue.
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http://i.giphy.com/Qirsfuy8ZwxG.gif
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Counterpoint: Ben Revere is dumb and his face is a butt.
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STOP JUSTIFYING DUSTY'S MORONIC BEN REVERE LOVE.
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Lackey, you mule-breathed dork.
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Well, at least this ump is consistently terribad with that low strike, I guess.
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Lobaton sounds like the worst Transformer this side of Warpitcon.
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Holy...those first two strikes are an affront to Baseball Jeebus.
