Sammy Sofa
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Some actually cool Copa horsefeathers: https://youtu.be/4FyOXXbWzLM -
So you'll be enjoying the rain out following back to back losses to the Cardinals? God bless you. This is a very odd post.
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Gotta let the Holy Spirit in.
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Get out of here you Cards fan! Sounds like the kind of overly defensive thing a secret Cardinals fan would say.
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[expletive], the original thick onion gravy post still might be my favorite thing on NSBB ever: http://www.northsidebaseball.com/archive/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=52926&p=2090310&hilit=onion+gravy#p2090310
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What most have forgotten, is his second choice was Corned Beef. Drowned in thick onion gravy.
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All I was implying is that when I think of the word "meatball", I think of it in a much broader sense where you don't have to be quite as big of an idiot as you described. Sounds like you're on an Aristocrat bender.
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Okay. Your definition of "meatball" is really strange and overly specific. How have you possibly never heard of this.
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The hell he didn't. sulley is ground zero for a term that has taken off, and he will be forever robbed of the credit.
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A "meatball" was coined by sulley to describe a type of fan (ie - most fans) who have terrible opinions. They tend to love things like grit and guys who run out grounders and "play the game the right way." They get boners over the unwritten rules, hate showboating and fun and are generally, well, meatballish. Their idea of good players tend to be annoying little white guys like Theriot or Eckstein, while non-white players who dare to show any emotion are just lazy, selfish attention hogs who only care about padding their stats. Think of how the average Cubs fans rails about Sammy despite how amazing he was. THAT's a meatball. A meatball might even love Contreras now because he's the new hotness, but if he keeps up his awesome little displays of confidence and coolness, as soon as he struggles they will LOATHE him and be calling up Barry Rozner to hurl spittle about how he's the new Aramis.
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What a savage. I love this guy. Contreras is going to bring out the worst in me, I assure you. Clearly you are confused by what a meatball is.
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Sounds like something a Cardinals fan would say with Jake lurking...
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What does it mean?
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Which is weird, because he's so short. Maybe try asking Thedge instead.
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I loved how amped up he was after driving in that RBI last night. I hope he ends up driving the meatballs insane.
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Every time I see your sig I'm kinda becoming worried it's slowly, sneakily destroying the team. I'm begging you, please don't add Almora and Willson to it. Statistically, it's a kiss of death (or at least a kiss of disappointment).
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Good. In other news: Lackey is a horse's ass with a horse's face.
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Alas, I'm like 6'4 and change and they just end up being too short. Rock it with pride: http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/epicrapbattlesofhistory/images/0/05/Bill_S._Preston_Based_On.png/revision/latest?cb=20150824014956
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Good God, yes. you know that if you had your druthers half the guys who donged yesterday wouldn't even be here You know it, baby. http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/956/636/78c.gif
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Good God, yes.
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"It" being HIS stupid face?
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I was cracking up at how much he was enjoying all the attention when he was coming up for his AB. He was digging the hell out of that Pharoahe Monch. Seemed like the Pirates were trying to ice him a little bit. Obviously, the pitcher had no book on him to speak of, so the mound visit made sense. But then after the mound visit was two throws to first base, which would have had my anxiety level in anticipation of that first pitch even more nerve wracking. It might have been a better idea of throwing one outside of the strike zone on that first pitch, because after that long wait, Willson was clearly ready to swing the bat. And that he did. I loved Joe all but getting someone to chain Baez to 1B.
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Curry's knee, Green's suspension and no Bogut. The Warriors don't have to deal with any one of those issues and they almost certainly win this. Awesomely crazy series.
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2016 HR Derby :: Discussion + Transaction Thread
Sammy Sofa replied to Southpaw19's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
Dammit, Peterman. He's really Cubbing this thing up.
