Based on people getting pissed because the Cubs won games but not by enough to make an impact on RD, I'm actually going to say there were some. Ahhh, that mostly just David messing around.
Hey, the Nationals will have lost 8 in a row if they lose today; this is a cruddy run, but things happen. I mean, nobody seriously thought they weren't ever going to struggle, right?
Clearly, the Cardinals inspire people to rush the field during play: http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/idiot-on-the-field-runs-out-in-middle-of-live-play-1782622077
It was CT's turn in the rotation, but he didn't show up so the other guy spot-started. Game thread law dictates the scheduled starter gets to go if they show up for the next game.
Zobrist has kinda been terrible for a while; I think basically ever since I gave up the creepy weirdo crusade, so I hope you're happy, jerks. I was doing the (dark) Lord's work.