Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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Thats true. Dan Plesac is still the worst color I've heard for the Cubs. Didn't Randy Hundley fill in on a few occasions? Did Hollandsworth ever do it? Or did he actually sit in on the TV broadcast? Hopefully I'm imagining all of this. -
God, you are annoying, Coghlan. Why can't someone cool, like Heyward, get his hits?
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[expletive], give me some horsefeathering gigantic dongs.
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Jonathan Papelbon outright released
Sammy Sofa replied to Little Slide Rooter's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
Hopefully it's something like this: http://d36xcvrkegf0f1.cloudfront.net/images/worlds/2751/HomerSellsSoul.jpg -
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And before anyone is all, "uhm, excuse me, Coghlan has actually been BLAHLBLAHBLAH," I simply don't care. He is an awkward, boring dork.
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Coghlan is such a squeaking fart of a baseball player. There's a weird contingent of Cubs fans online that inexplicably love him, or seem to think he's destined for great things.
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Garza's li'l Gameday pic makes it look like he's straining so hard to unleash a giant growler.
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Never doubted him for a second.
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Go sit on a pineapple, ump.
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CAHILL SUCKS I mean, CAHILL RULES.
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I think he's more of a smoothie guy.
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Jonathan Papelbon outright released
Sammy Sofa replied to Little Slide Rooter's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
Clearly. -
Bolt seems cool as hell; did Armstrong ever NOT seem like a dick?
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http://deadspin.com/malaysian-diver-executes-flawless-belly-flop-1785329513 http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ovo1a_amsyar-ahmad-azman-de-malasia-hizo-uno-de-los-peores-clavados-de-los-juegos-olimpicos_sport
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http://deadspin.com/dont-try-to-surprise-adrian-beltre-with-a-beverage-show-1785330567
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Jonathan Papelbon outright released
Sammy Sofa replied to Little Slide Rooter's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
How about we just settle for the lofty standards of people who don't act like (or are fans of) complete bags of [expletive]? But who judges who's a complete bag of [expletive] and who's only a partial bag of [expletive]? Your mom. -
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Jonathan Papelbon outright released
Sammy Sofa replied to Little Slide Rooter's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
How about we just settle for the lofty standards of people who don't act like (or are fans of) complete bags of horsefeathers? -
Zobrist is the most boring cleanup hitter of all time. Me want dongmonster.
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I'm also thinking along the lines of the Cubs right now; if hypothetically the Cubs miraculously have a pick where they're choosing between Prior and Teixeria, to me Prior seems like the obvious choice. Areas of need should sway this as opposed to just a blanket approach that hitters are almost always the better choice. What in the what? Areas of need? In the MLB draft? For shame I'm obviously not talking about Hendry-like, "let's get more letfhanded" nonsense; again, use the current Cubs as an example: if they somehow were lucky enough to have to pick between Prior and Texeria right now, Prior, to me, makes more sense due both to his talent and because of the system's need for pitching vs. how stacked they are offensively. Clearly that doesn't mean pick a pitcher just to pick a pitcher, but if the choice is between two top prospects, I'd say go with the amazing pitcher. We're talking about pretty exceptional circumstances here.
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I assumed he misspelled Cutler (mainly because of the "not kidding" part) and got really excited at the idea of actually seeing a furious Jay.
