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Sammy Sofa

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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Did Hollandsworth ever do it? Or did he actually sit in on the TV broadcast? Hopefully I'm imagining all of this. Hollandsworth did TV broadcasts. His biggest issue was that he wouldn't shut up. He'd make an ok point, but then keep [expletive] talking about it. He just seems too over-excited and LOVES embracing some seriously meatball tangents. He also would try to relate EVERYTHING to his own playting days, but he seemed to scale that back during the post-game shows, thankfully.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Your mom and Steve Stone probably did it. Imagine this guy's o-face: http://www.jewishsports.net/BioImages/Stone%20Steve.jpg
  3. Sammy Sofa
    Thats true. Dan Plesac is still the worst color I've heard for the Cubs. Didn't Randy Hundley fill in on a few occasions? Did Hollandsworth ever do it? Or did he actually sit in on the TV broadcast? Hopefully I'm imagining all of this.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    God, you are annoying, Coghlan. Why can't someone cool, like Heyward, get his hits?
  5. Sammy Sofa
    [expletive], give me some horsefeathering gigantic dongs.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Hopefully it's something like this: http://d36xcvrkegf0f1.cloudfront.net/images/worlds/2751/HomerSellsSoul.jpg
  7. Sammy Sofa
    http://i.giphy.com/FJhQGaCZeumAw.gif
  8. Sammy Sofa
    And before anyone is all, "uhm, excuse me, Coghlan has actually been BLAHLBLAHBLAH," I simply don't care. He is an awkward, boring dork.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Coghlan is such a squeaking fart of a baseball player. There's a weird contingent of Cubs fans online that inexplicably love him, or seem to think he's destined for great things.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Garza's li'l Gameday pic makes it look like he's straining so hard to unleash a giant growler.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Never doubted him for a second.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Go sit on a pineapple, ump.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    http://i.imgur.com/4MmX4zh.gif
  14. Sammy Sofa
    CAHILL SUCKS I mean, CAHILL RULES.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    I think he's more of a smoothie guy.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Clearly.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Bolt seems cool as hell; did Armstrong ever NOT seem like a dick?
  18. Sammy Sofa
    http://deadspin.com/malaysian-diver-executes-flawless-belly-flop-1785329513 http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ovo1a_amsyar-ahmad-azman-de-malasia-hizo-uno-de-los-peores-clavados-de-los-juegos-olimpicos_sport
  19. Sammy Sofa
    http://deadspin.com/dont-try-to-surprise-adrian-beltre-with-a-beverage-show-1785330567
  20. Sammy Sofa
    How about we just settle for the lofty standards of people who don't act like (or are fans of) complete bags of [expletive]? But who judges who's a complete bag of [expletive] and who's only a partial bag of [expletive]? Your mom.
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  22. Sammy Sofa
    How about we just settle for the lofty standards of people who don't act like (or are fans of) complete bags of horsefeathers?
  23. Sammy Sofa
    Zobrist is the most boring cleanup hitter of all time. Me want dongmonster.
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  25. Sammy Sofa
    I'm also thinking along the lines of the Cubs right now; if hypothetically the Cubs miraculously have a pick where they're choosing between Prior and Teixeria, to me Prior seems like the obvious choice. Areas of need should sway this as opposed to just a blanket approach that hitters are almost always the better choice. What in the what? Areas of need? In the MLB draft? For shame I'm obviously not talking about Hendry-like, "let's get more letfhanded" nonsense; again, use the current Cubs as an example: if they somehow were lucky enough to have to pick between Prior and Texeria right now, Prior, to me, makes more sense due both to his talent and because of the system's need for pitching vs. how stacked they are offensively. Clearly that doesn't mean pick a pitcher just to pick a pitcher, but if the choice is between two top prospects, I'd say go with the amazing pitcher. We're talking about pretty exceptional circumstances here.
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