Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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LA STELLA. His name is like a [expletive] boulangerie.
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In a trivia contest factoid kind of way, sure. In terms of meaning anything along the lines pf predicting how this or any subsequent series go? Come on. -
I had a dream about eating a gigantic chicken pot pie, you horsefeathering weirdos.
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Guy might be just a LITTLE busy today.
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Quit judging just because you have a rechargeable lithium battery that hasn't exploded...yet.
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This is the most sobering statement on the Cubs losing I've heard yet. Imagine being tempted to pay attention to football? That's almost as terrible as hockey. yiiiiiiiiikes History will judge me to have been a hero and a visionary.
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This is the most sobering statement on the Cubs losing I've heard yet. Imagine being tempted to pay attention to football? That's almost as terrible as hockey.
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Let's face it: this is just a Jags on jags game.
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My [expletive] babies decided that immediately after the game was the best time to both wake up. They have impecible timing. The only thing keeping me going right now is I know I can roll out of here directly into the Cubs romping all over these chuckleheads tonight thanks to the humane start time.
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I didn't get home until 3 AM last night because of that stupid game. 3 AM. Like an ANIMAL. Only filthy degenerates can live like this.
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No, it's still gross and lame because we all know you mean it. BRING BACK LOGAN.
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Well, now I kinda want to root for a loss so you can never besmirch another playoff game thread.
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Yes, I already mentioned my taint, thank you.
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Yup. horsefeathers the west coast. I want the Nationals to win their series for so many reasons, but ESPECIALLY this one. The NLCS games will be starting around 7pm central time regardless if it is Washington or LA. Good. The west coast can still eat my taint with their ridiculous time nonsense.
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Yup. horsefeathers the west coast. I want the Nationals to win their series for so many reasons, but ESPECIALLY this one.
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Almora's a baby deer and Heyward has been hitting and remains a paragon of defensive magnificence. Start Heyward.
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[expletive].
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Why didn't somebody tell me!? OHHHHH I'VE BEEN MAKIN AN IDIOT OUTTA MYSELF! *Inexplicably runs out of the kitchen*
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I've been calling him Crandall!
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Yeah, but what's more likely? Heyward gives you a good game defensively or Soler has a good game offensively?
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Divisional series thread
Sammy Sofa replied to jersey cubs fan's topic in Fred Hornkohl Game Thread Forum
That's pretty much what I'm rooting for. I'd probably rather play the Nats but I'll be happy as long as it goes 5. That would knock out Kershaw/Scherzer until Game 3. That would still give him 2 NLCS starts including game 7. But I get wanting to delay that second Kershaw start until as late as possible because there's a chance if he pitches 1 and 5, he can come in relief in game 7 if necessary. Plus you'd hope to finish them off before he can get a second start Look at this guy talking like it goes to game 7. -
Phew. I was genuinely worried the Bears were going to not be eating horsefeathers there. Fortunately, all is right with the world.
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I was literally in the middle of yelling "WHY THE horsefeathers IS WOOD BATTING?!?" when he donged.
