Sammy Sofa
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2017 HR Derby {Discussion & Transaction Thread}
Sammy Sofa replied to Southpaw19's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
Drop: Old Man Encarnacion Add: Young Hotness Khris Davis -
Of course Chompers McButtnugget is going to be the first Cubs starter in a billion years to get out of the 1st without giving up a run. He'll do it just out of spite because he wants to make everyone else look bad.
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Mike Olt's revenge.
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What if he ate the horse.
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GO AWAY, SCHLONGDOME.
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Yeah, they were talking up Lester's outing last night, too. They're being "diplomatic." lol he has no reason to go out of his way to say his stuff looks crisp if it doesnt and it obviously does what are we arguing about? You think Jake looks good when he sucks. He's always looked like a crazy hobo, but now he pitches like one, too.
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He's pitching like a fartknocker. JD agrees with me so :dontknow: Yeah, they were talking up Lester's outing last night, too. They're being "diplomatic."
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he looks very good (not that that technically contradicts your statement) He's pitching like a fartknocker.
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Zobrist and Baez better horsefeathering keep hitting.
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It was the epitome of a "quality start" on a technicality; he was straight butt against a terrible team. The fear remains.
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If he ends up being Soriano-streaky, but with insane defense, I think I can live with that.
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Not sure if this counts as Theo-speak; if so, it was probably pretty slurred: http://deadspin.com/report-cubs-world-series-trophy-damaged-at-theo-epstei-1794860667 https://www.instagram.com/p/BTf9-DPlC8J/
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Donged off of Sale in a later AB too. Man, this has turned into some succulent, succulent BEEF: http://deadspin.com/manny-machado-repeatedly-curses-red-soxs-horsefeathering-bulls-1794863811
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Phew. Shitty outing, but he survived.
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Get ready...
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CRUSHCRUSHCRUSH
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Whoa.
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Take notes, Kyle.
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Stupid crowd.
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Lester doing his thing, easily. And sadly (kinda).
