Sammy Sofa
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Holy horsefeathers, that actually was fun. -
OH BOY, HERE COMES SOME FUN.
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Still have one more inning to go, Sofa Holy horsefeathers, that was only the FIFTH?
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Yay, another "quality start."
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Goodness gracious, the starting pitching is SO bad.
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This will be the Cubs' curse: they can only win games where they have to come back from an early lead.
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Look at that longtoothed jackal swinging his wood around.
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Da funk is this shiz.
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JOHN IS GETTIN' UPSET.
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MUAHAHAHAHAAAAH!
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This is a fine thing you have made.
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SAINTS BE PRAISED.
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Which, combined with Lackey, means this will inexplicably be the game where the Cubs never trail and win something, like, 27-2.
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You know he's actually the last Cubs starter to pitch a clean 1st inning as well. DAMN HIS EYES.
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He just keeps frantically posting links to an article about Jones voicing support for Kapernick's protest and another to a delightful-sounding site called "fakehatecrimes.org," like that combo somehow automatically proves Jones is lying.
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2017 HR Derby {Discussion & Transaction Thread}
Sammy Sofa replied to Southpaw19's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
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Of course Chompers McButtnugget is going to be the first Cubs starter in a billion years to get out of the 1st without giving up a run. He'll do it just out of spite because he wants to make everyone else look bad.
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Mike Olt's revenge.
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What if he ate the horse.
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GO AWAY, SCHLONGDOME.
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Yeah, they were talking up Lester's outing last night, too. They're being "diplomatic." lol he has no reason to go out of his way to say his stuff looks crisp if it doesnt and it obviously does what are we arguing about? You think Jake looks good when he sucks. He's always looked like a crazy hobo, but now he pitches like one, too.
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He's pitching like a fartknocker. JD agrees with me so :dontknow: Yeah, they were talking up Lester's outing last night, too. They're being "diplomatic."
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he looks very good (not that that technically contradicts your statement) He's pitching like a fartknocker.
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Zobrist and Baez better horsefeathering keep hitting.
