Sammy Sofa
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Because they're really pumped over getting out of that? Calm down, Buzz. -
Poor Rizzo, but yay!
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Rizzo, make me jizzo.
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Snazzy. End this now.
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Yowza.
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[tweet] [/tweet]
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And there was much rejoicing of the ancestors.
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FINISH THIS RUDDY-CHEEKED MOOK.
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Live in the now, baby.
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DUENSING FOR STARTER.
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Holy horsefeathers, that actually was fun.
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OH BOY, HERE COMES SOME FUN.
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Still have one more inning to go, Sofa Holy horsefeathers, that was only the FIFTH?
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Yay, another "quality start."
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Goodness gracious, the starting pitching is SO bad.
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This will be the Cubs' curse: they can only win games where they have to come back from an early lead.
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Look at that longtoothed jackal swinging his wood around.
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Da funk is this shiz.
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JOHN IS GETTIN' UPSET.
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MUAHAHAHAHAAAAH!
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This is a fine thing you have made.
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SAINTS BE PRAISED.
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Which, combined with Lackey, means this will inexplicably be the game where the Cubs never trail and win something, like, 27-2.
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You know he's actually the last Cubs starter to pitch a clean 1st inning as well. DAMN HIS EYES.
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He just keeps frantically posting links to an article about Jones voicing support for Kapernick's protest and another to a delightful-sounding site called "fakehatecrimes.org," like that combo somehow automatically proves Jones is lying.
