Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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Well, he thought wrong. WHAT ABOUT US, JOE.
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So was Joe depriving them of the gimmick trips until they swept a series? They swept this series, right? This was their first series sweep this season, right? I don't even know anymore.
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I have a message: Left fielder...Kyle Schwarber's plane...was shot down...over the Sea of Japan. It spun and...there were no survivors. -
Excellent (except for Schwarber).
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Yowza.
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RIPD Kyle Schwarber.
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I care just enough to scoff at the people who thought it was a contest between Bryant and whoever else was on the farm at the time. Sir, please do not drag my good-intentioned shenanigans into your vortex of madness.
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Whyyyyyy did Gameday just flash "HOME RUN" when Heyward came up to bat? DAMN YOU, LYING MACHINE.
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Schwarber has become more strikeout now than man; twisted and dong-less.
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Baez, you butt-pimple.
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I love me a good Heyride.
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This guy gets it.
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If you read Justin Ruggiano's name real fast it looks like Rizzo just flew out to a Juggalo.
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I know what all that eggheaddery says; until he is good again I will mercilessly heap scorn upon him because that WORKS, dammit.
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his k/bb peripherals look exactly the same as 2015. he's had horrific babip luck at .224. not sure about his batted ball profile but it sure seems like he's been hitting the ball plenty hard when he has.
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Schwarber is doomed.
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Matt Harvey: The poor man's Kris Bryant?
Sammy Sofa replied to jersey cubs fan's topic in General Baseball Talk
If [expletive] your pants is cool, then call gooney Kris Bryant. -
Oh, farts, it's Butler Day.
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Mine's at work, but I'll get a pic of the one my dad has when I see him tomorrow. Completely forgot to post these. Here's what it looks like: And here's some engraved bottle of Cubs terlet wine he got, too:
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Da horsefeathers just happened. It went from saying "in play; run(s)" to Heyward grounding out and nobody advancing.
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lined a sac fly to center for the 3rd run I GUESS that'll do.
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Cubs trading Soler to KC for Wade Davis
Sammy Sofa replied to Transmogrified Tiger's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
i seem to remember you sticking on the bandwagon a little longer than most, but when you turned, you turned hard Someone so beautiful shouldn't be so disappointing. But yeah, I am a savage betrayer. -
Gameday is stuck with Baez having two strikes. What's happening? How did they inevitably blow it?
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Cubs trading Soler to KC for Wade Davis
Sammy Sofa replied to Transmogrified Tiger's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
I was correctly declaring Soler to be handsome garbage a while ago. You may all praise me now.
