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  1. Sammy Sofa
    This farggin' team has driven me insane.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    Da horsefeathers is that strike one, ump.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    you'll probably choose fried chicken I would have been diplomatic and devoured an entire rotisserie bird with just my hands.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    If Almora dongs here I will eat a bird.
  5. Sammy Sofa
    JOE'S SUPER LINEUP TO THE RESCUE.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    Hendricks implosion: engaged.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Womp-womp.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Gameday is stuck for me; what did Schwarber do?
  9. Sammy Sofa
    Because we have like 3 good hitters and the rules state we need to fill out all 9 spots. So one would think that putting a better hitter in the spot that's going to be getting the most AB's would make the most sense, AH-DOY.
  10. Sammy Sofa
    Goddamit, why is Happ still leading off.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Probably still gets drafted by LA, but damn, I'd pay good, good, good money for this to be LaVar (who is a terrible, terrible parent) on Draft Night:
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Smells yes.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    Nice. 3 chances at strike 3 and you still fail, Tommy.
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Eat all of the horsefeathers, ump.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    [expletive], this horsefeathers is just begging to be donged with these pitches.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Alright Bryant, it's time for the dagger.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    Holy horsefeathers, he listened to me.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Kyle, for the love of horsefeathers, remember who you are RIGHT NOW.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    That might as well be the textbook example of how to handle Baez at the plate.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    I was briefly optimistic seeing Zobrist at the plate thinking it meant we were at the top of the order.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    The Cubs can play baseball like a mother horsefeathering riot. DOOT-DOOT-DOODLY-DOO-DOO-DOOOOOOO
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Excellent rebuttal, gentlemen.
  23. Sammy Sofa
  24. Sammy Sofa
    So I guess the secret to last year was avoiding Schwarber's succubus-like awfulness being around all season.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    Help the Cubs, Javier Baez; you are their only hope.
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