Sammy Sofa
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It's A reason to have season tickets. Most of us slobs can't be Pink Hat guy and show up to every game. -
The worst part about all of this? Making absolute butt off of season tickets the year after they won the horsefeathering World Series.
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What, are the opposing teams going to be be unable to see the ball with all the tears in their eyes from laughing at the Cubs' starting pitchers?
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They might be able to lose every game until then and not be 6 out. Have you seen how horsefeathers this division is? Ain't gonna mean horsefeathers.
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Or, as they are also known as, just hits.
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Slaughtered by the Mets' forfeit lineup.
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While we dong three times and only have 4 runs to show for it. Yep. Dumb horsefeathering game. Thing is, they've had quite a few dumb games this year. Bad luck tends to get exacerbated when you play a lot of subpar baseball.
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Duke's down; TT and David will be broken next. NO HOPE LEFT. Nah. Duke ain't out until he concedes the division to the Brewers. And I know Duke ain't that down yet. Winning this division means nothing when it comes to having a non-shitty team.
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Well, it was only a matter of time until the bullpen joined the offense, defense and starting pitching on the garbage heap.
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Duke's down; TT and David will be broken next. NO HOPE LEFT.
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I wonder if the Cubs think the other team is cheating when they score without a dong.
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I feel like the only idiots who legitimately want this to happen are probably into it for some kind of fucked up race war proxy reason.
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It would be a lot more, too, except Happ ate them.
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I kinda don't like how you're so calm saying this terrible, terrible thing.
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So the Cubs should actually be WORSE than 12th in dongs this season?
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This game will be technically played on my birthday, so the Cubs better remember they're a good team instead of being dicks and losing.
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apparently you don't know too much about the basketball hall of fame Shut it, Conky.
