Sammy Sofa
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Heck yeah. Love this inning, despite Happ and Schwarber's chronic suckery. -
John Jay? More like John HEY-HEY!
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Seal Boy is gonna be a fish-flavored hero tonight.
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Contreras is due, baby.
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Looks like they've sealed the deal.
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He's just one of us!
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I'm not gonna be there until tomorrow, and I'll be sitting with the filthy Allegheny slobs, though now I'm thinking about leading a mob up to the luxury boxes.
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I'm saving myself for the Gillwoman.
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2017 HR Derby {Discussion & Transaction Thread}
Sammy Sofa replied to Southpaw19's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
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Yes, but I want watchable baseball NOW, not the Cubs' version of the NBA. GIVE ME WHAT I WANT.
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This is the part that keeps me from getting all that excited about the Cubs stumbling in atop a terrible division; their mediocrity has layers to it. If you had told me going into the season that the Cubs were basically only going to score via gigantic dongs, man, I would have been thrilled. The reality of that, however, is not nearly as fun as I would have pictured.
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1-10 over the last 11 road games.
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Yeah, let's keep our pessimism rooted in bleak reality, dammit.
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It's A reason to have season tickets. Most of us slobs can't be Pink Hat guy and show up to every game.
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The worst part about all of this? Making absolute butt off of season tickets the year after they won the horsefeathering World Series.
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What, are the opposing teams going to be be unable to see the ball with all the tears in their eyes from laughing at the Cubs' starting pitchers?
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They might be able to lose every game until then and not be 6 out. Have you seen how horsefeathers this division is? Ain't gonna mean horsefeathers.
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Or, as they are also known as, just hits.
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Slaughtered by the Mets' forfeit lineup.
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While we dong three times and only have 4 runs to show for it. Yep. Dumb horsefeathering game. Thing is, they've had quite a few dumb games this year. Bad luck tends to get exacerbated when you play a lot of subpar baseball.
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Duke's down; TT and David will be broken next. NO HOPE LEFT. Nah. Duke ain't out until he concedes the division to the Brewers. And I know Duke ain't that down yet. Winning this division means nothing when it comes to having a non-shitty team.
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Well, it was only a matter of time until the bullpen joined the offense, defense and starting pitching on the garbage heap.
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Duke's down; TT and David will be broken next. NO HOPE LEFT.
