Sammy Sofa
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What a [expletive] word filter.
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Courtesy of Deadspin:
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Please, last night was all about me appreciating the hunkiest white player in the game. When Harper hustled out that slow roller into RF into a double and his helmet came flying off and that hair started flowing... http://i.imgur.com/7ejxYcY.gif -
Did the stank of Trump damn KB's ankle to ruin? People are talking.
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Well, there was that long-forgotten Mike Trout guy.
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I wore my Prior jersey, hoping to spook Strasburg with the ghosts of Dusty's pitchers past. I guess it technically worked, though it riled up the Donkeyboy even more, unfortunately. Had great seats just five rows behind the Cubs dugout, so I had a soul-crushingly amazing view of Bryant having to basically be carried down the stairs right in front of me. Yay.
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I hate Lackey, Cubs, Lackey, Trump, DC and everything today.
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*Arm hairs still stand up after watching for like the 900th time* Yes, this was such an awesome moment (this, the Javy HR, and when the Cubs won the NL are pretty close to how emotional I get when seeing the final out of the WS). Miggy has such a sexy swing when he gets into a HR. And, like sammy said, he knows how to pimp it a bit. I'll think of him fondly for those memories but i'm not really that sad to see him go. Given that I haven't done cool things like have a child or get married, seeing this in person was the single greatest moment of my life I'm doomed to never have sex because I realize that Sublime is garbage, but I figure this is pretty much the same thing.
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Montero was mostly a big tub of goo, but the man knew how to pimp a dong.
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Right now the waves are just washing up dirty diapers around everyone's ankles. http://www.fangraphs.com/statss.aspx?playerid=17919&position=2B/OF Figures YOU would love the gormless sociopath.
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Right now the waves are just washing up dirty diapers around everyone's ankles.
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Holy horsefeathers, that is the greatest typo ever.
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Waves and waves of medical waste and half-eaten rum hams.
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I HATE/LOVE THIS. Holy horsefeathers, is that creepy.
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http://i.imgur.com/8BZHHKF.gif
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These bums have lost the last 6 times I've been to see them. I'm going tonight, so this looks like it'll be #7; figure I will take one for the rest of us with the game thread, too. I'll be drowning my sorrows in Ben's Chili Bowl like a boss. Try to suck less, jerkbutts.
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And this is based on...what, exactly?
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My possibly serious meatball theory is that Jake could have a decent second career as a closer.
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It started because I didn't understand why the Marlins brawler when Stanton got hit in the face instead of being sad or concerned for their teammate Wow. Would not have guessed that would have become a legendary board thing. Good stuff though. Thanks. That was just the moment it clicked; it was building for a while.
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Wait, what happened here? https://twitter.com/keithlaw/status/796376092042989570 Law, you clod.
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Wait, what happened here?
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I'm glad we're deeming people trash off of a tweet now what tweet? David's a weirdo and thinks I think Jake is a turd because of some rando tweet of him bragging about home runs. He's a turd because he always acts like a turd, and now pitches like one, too, no matter what Fangraphs says. BR 4 EVER.
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You slob-loving slob.
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GET OFF THE FIELD, YOU DAMN MULE.
