I had no idea what time the game was on today so I figured I might as well see if anyone had bothered to create a game thread; saw this one at 91 posts already and thought and old game thread had just been renamed. NOPE.
Sure, in the end Heyward gave The Rain Delay Speech, and you can't really put a price on that...but holy horsefeathers, his signing is looking worse and worse.
Yeah, the Cubs' fate is pretty much all in their hands; the Brewers not being garbage is annoying, but if the Cubs consistently play anything like the Cubs they're SUPPOSED to then the Brewers are toast.
He's probably just a freak. They're not going to extract some kind of super soldier serum or one trick that personal trainers HATE if they get their hands on him, you loon.
Why are you acting like this is a controversial thing to say. "Awesome player would be even more awesome in hitter-friendly ballpark." NO, I CAN'T HANDLE YOUR TRUTH-SAYING.