Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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What in god's name is a Leathersich. -
I can't wait for the 2017 end of the season montage!
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That said, I'd be cool with moving him for the right pitcher.
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So the Cubs are finally gaming the 10-day DL like the Dodgers. People were starting to ask too many questions about the disappearance of family members of several Cubs Happ wasn't called up so much as he went on the lam.
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Prepare to be sad. That's already written on the ceiling so it's the first thing I see when I wake up.
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Welcome home, Donglord.
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At this point, if they don't end up with Stroman or Archer I will be very sad.
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With cement.
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What do you think he's thinking about? "Meat."
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Holy horsefeathers.
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I swear to some kind of god that I have never actually seen Happ do something like he just did there. I mean, I know it happens thanks to Gameday and box scores, but basically every time I've watched the games he's looked like some monster hack-takin' strikeout goober. It's like he's a superhero, yet I somehow keep running into Clark Kent instead of Superman.
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Relying on Jon Jay to carry your team's offense is the sneaky new market inefficiency.
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Plugging Old Man Zobrist right back into the cleanup spot seems...faulty.
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Hopefully your lunch gives you fewer runs than Lackey does today Lackey is gonna get brutalized and David is gonna have painful schwarma farts all night.
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it is very difficult to be worse than lackey has been this year It is very easy to find a guy in AAA to come up at any given time and pitch worse YOU PUT THIS EVIL ON HIM, GOONEY.
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Utter madness:
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Glad to see gawker go is kind of weird to me. With all the actually horrible media outlets out there, a successful one that wasn't dependant on rights fees and subscriptions was a universal good. Gawker wasn't a bad thing. Nah, they were pretty shitty. Like, if this had happened over the supremely fucked up Conde Nast CFO thing, then I'd have almost no pity. But, yes, in either case, it's fucked up that Thiel was just trying to destroy a media outlet he didn't like by pumping money into lawsuits and was ultimately successful, especially given the anti-media climate being fostered on the Right. Of course, how much of the end result was due to AJ Daulerio being a coked up moron, well, that's up for debate (hint: a LOT).
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It can be both things.
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2017 HR Derby {Discussion & Transaction Thread}
Sammy Sofa replied to Southpaw19's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
Peterman, I'm right there! http://68.media.tumblr.com/69fbe332a30818c2801ec502544adff2/tumblr_na7mmzmjjr1rm4mpho1_500.png -
2017 HR Derby {Discussion & Transaction Thread}
Sammy Sofa replied to Southpaw19's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
Hot damn, I got SWOLE. Man, this ASB is gonna be tough; to go with the obvious pick of Judge for WC, or ride out the chance that upon his return Schwarber becomes the donglord we so badly want him to be? -
2017 HR Derby {Discussion & Transaction Thread}
Sammy Sofa replied to Southpaw19's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
Nice! -
Sh!tposting after they manage to avoid being swept by the Reds? Tim was into the boxed stuff again today.
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