Sammy Sofa
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Holy horsefeathers.
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I swear to some kind of god that I have never actually seen Happ do something like he just did there. I mean, I know it happens thanks to Gameday and box scores, but basically every time I've watched the games he's looked like some monster hack-takin' strikeout goober. It's like he's a superhero, yet I somehow keep running into Clark Kent instead of Superman. -
Relying on Jon Jay to carry your team's offense is the sneaky new market inefficiency.
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Plugging Old Man Zobrist right back into the cleanup spot seems...faulty.
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Hopefully your lunch gives you fewer runs than Lackey does today Lackey is gonna get brutalized and David is gonna have painful schwarma farts all night.
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it is very difficult to be worse than lackey has been this year It is very easy to find a guy in AAA to come up at any given time and pitch worse YOU PUT THIS EVIL ON HIM, GOONEY.
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Utter madness:
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Glad to see gawker go is kind of weird to me. With all the actually horrible media outlets out there, a successful one that wasn't dependant on rights fees and subscriptions was a universal good. Gawker wasn't a bad thing. Nah, they were pretty shitty. Like, if this had happened over the supremely fucked up Conde Nast CFO thing, then I'd have almost no pity. But, yes, in either case, it's fucked up that Thiel was just trying to destroy a media outlet he didn't like by pumping money into lawsuits and was ultimately successful, especially given the anti-media climate being fostered on the Right. Of course, how much of the end result was due to AJ Daulerio being a coked up moron, well, that's up for debate (hint: a LOT).
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It can be both things.
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2017 HR Derby {Discussion & Transaction Thread}
Sammy Sofa replied to Southpaw19's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
Peterman, I'm right there! http://68.media.tumblr.com/69fbe332a30818c2801ec502544adff2/tumblr_na7mmzmjjr1rm4mpho1_500.png -
2017 HR Derby {Discussion & Transaction Thread}
Sammy Sofa replied to Southpaw19's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
Hot damn, I got SWOLE. Man, this ASB is gonna be tough; to go with the obvious pick of Judge for WC, or ride out the chance that upon his return Schwarber becomes the donglord we so badly want him to be? -
2017 HR Derby {Discussion & Transaction Thread}
Sammy Sofa replied to Southpaw19's topic in Chicago Cubs Talk
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Sh!tposting after they manage to avoid being swept by the Reds? Tim was into the boxed stuff again today.
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The Cubs just lost a series to this guy: https://youtu.be/poddYVpSTPc
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WHERE'S YOUR MESSIAH NOW?!?!?
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Until this team is actually not terrible, the next person who acts like they're right around the corner from greatness needs to line up for dick-punches.
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The Cubs will never be good again so long as Trump is president. They had their brief window and grabbed it, but now they are damned.
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Yeah, take that, guy who had 204 hits and a 3.1 fWAR in 2006 for the Cubs. ROASTED.
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That lineup still makes me want to barf up my heart, but...
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The plan was to platoon him with Jay before the rest of the OF was struck down with the plague. No need to trade for someone when they can just go back to that once Schwarber and Heyward are back.
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DONG NOW, YOU DONGLORD.
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Happ looks like a Tom Hardy rejected character workshop.
