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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Most stories truely only have multiple bad guys. It was mostly a joke about Zobrist being such a churchy dork in the sack that his wife found the also terrible option of horsefeathering a pastor to be an upgrade. But also when it comes to a relationship falling apart, I don't think someone ending up with someone else is the "bad guy." Unless they're gonna go all Double Indemnity on the other person.
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    Now we DEFINITELY know who the bad guy was. (It's the guy that drives someone to have sex with a pastor)
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    Definitely: [tweet] [/tweet]
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    My entire life it never required an answer more complicated than, "I'm from just outside of Chicago." Now, granted, there's a really good chance that whatever poor sap I was talking to just didn't want to hear anything else coming out of my mouth, but I literally never came across anyone who was baffled by the concept of being from near Chicago, but not actually from inside the city limits or whatever the horsefeathers. It's not some kind of baffling code to crack. Plus the horsefeathering nerds who get all huffy about someone not actually being "from Chicago" are definitely also hot dog Nazis.
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    People from the city of Chicago get upset when a person from the suburbs says they are from Chicago whether they're talking to a person from Illinois, New York or England. It's very goofy horsefeathers. The city is the city though and Arlington Heights makes Evanston look like the Loop. That middle pic is pretty crazy. The official Chicago Metropolitan area as defined by the census bureau We need a stadium location version of this...
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    The horsefeathers I can't.
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    I'm pretty sure they lost that status after the renovation because of how poorly the renovation preserved those colonnades Edit: here an article about losing landmark status: https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/644198/how-national-historic-landmarks-lose-nps-status IIRC during the remodel they did everything they could to incorporate the colonnades to maintain the landmark status. End result - a horsefeathers looking structure, so bad that it lost the status they tried so hard to maintain. Also - they ended up with the smallest stadium seat capacity in the NFL. This is the most horsefeathering Bears series of events short of them accidentally imploding the place. Jesus Christ.
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    How anyone can root for this team is a real Unsolved Mystery, amirite?
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    This is so horsefeathering stupid.
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    As one Athletic commenter said, the fans should probably be masking, but if a fan catches COVID-19, it won't force several players on our favorite baseball team into quarantine. Being a baseball player sometimes comes with headaches that the average person doesn't have to worry about. From comments several players have made, we are massively underrating/understating (it’s basically ignored completely) how much protocol these guys have been going through. From the sounds of it, they’re being tested frequently, movements are monitored, etc I mean look at this situation...He’s getting trashed and the facts as to why he’s not came later WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. The "protocol" doesn't mean horsefeathers at this point.
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    Da horsefeathers is all this. The smart thing to do is to get one of the horsefeathering vaccines unless you have specific diagnosed medical issues that prevents you from doing so. The dumb thing to do is literally anything else.
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    This horsefeathering team. Every day I think it sounds like fun to check back in...
  14. Sammy Sofa
    Wow, no kidding; only 2 double digit gainers.
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    2?!?!?!
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Boy, Jersey was really asleep at the wheel not breaking this news with a thread called "HEY, ABBOTT!!!" or something.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    [...]it snowballed into what it is now.
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    How this thread is going:
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    Unless it's a day out at the museums, SF's location blows.
  22. Sammy Sofa
    Bing-a-bong-a-Burbank.
  23. Sammy Sofa
    horsefeathers, ghost runners would actually be cool. "And starting at 2B, on loan from Hell: THE RACIST, STABBY GHOST OF TY COBB."
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    The starters are gonna have little room for error. If we only had a lock down TOR guy.... https://www.mlb.com/news/kyle-hendricks-starts-game-7-of-world-series-c207835296 No way Ricketts ever shells out for a time machine.
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