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    I mean, what's wrong if it just ends up being more park space? Parks horsefeathering rule.
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    It's already the Big Museum neighborhood; put another museum or two there.
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    I mean, this guys is DEFINITELY a Superfan:
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    That's amateur hour. You should build up so they can have a rancor pit instead of the QB graveyard that's terrible for the environment.
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    I can only hope when he dies that Dawson's funeral home hosts it.
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    And hosting Super Bowl LXV ish AKA the only possible way the Bears are sniffing a SB between now and when the planet is swallowed by the sun.
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    It is hard to take a "wait and see" attitude with this ownership, but all things being equal, the Cubs are in a good position to nab talent and get right back into contention in a very mediocre division.
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    I see your 118 QB rating and raise you, 7 points scored. I fold? Checkmate.
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    horsefeathers owners, desperately glomming on to trashbin rando white dudes as baseball heroes, sweatily hoping the farm system poops out 1-2 players even remotely as good as the Cubs will never trade/pay for, griping about the Cardinals being eternally better...it's weird how quickly it's like the last 5+ years of Cubs stuff never happened. Bravo, Ricketts.
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    This season is so dead nobody bothered to post about how shitty it is the Cubs invited this dumb horsefeathers in the first place, and how great it is that this dumb horsefeathers bombed so horsefeathering hard at just throwing a ball: [tweet] [/tweet]
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    That will go great with our versions of Vlad, Bichette and Teoscar Hernandez with the world series win in hand, the ricketts are content to go for 80-85 wins Pretty much. They're gonna just aim/hope for just sniffing .500 most years, and gamble that they either stumble into enough cheap internal quality player development to give them a few extra games, or the division sucks enough for them to broken clock their way in every few seasons. Basically if they do anything with FA beyond patching holes with their bare minimum they think they need to spend and meatball fan-appeasing deals to bring back old Cubs, I'll eat the fuckin' Cubs hats I should have thrown out years ago.
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    Right back at you, man. Thanks again for this. Hopefully ssr's crimes are exposed, too.
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    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
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    Well that's pretty petty. Seriously. *edit* And for what's it's worth, I've been a member of this forum for almost two decades. I don't spout off, I don't antagonize, I certainly don't troll. I'm a huge Cubs fan. So I generally don't post on any of the non-Cubs threads because I'm a Cubs fan first. But I obviously incorrectly thought that being on this board so long at least gave me a little bit of credibility as not being a troll. Apparently not. I'm not Bears fans by any means, but I think I'm a mostly objective fan in all sports. And I really don't think anything I've posted about the Bears (rarely) is egregious/outrageous/inflammatory/whatever. Seriously. And if "anything" I post on the Bears forum is "read as douchiness" because I'm a Packers fan, well that's pretty thin skinned. You're a packers fans deriding the bears with sarcastic comments in a bears thread. That's douchy.
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    Fixed. The only way to put up with the Cubs.
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    #InvestigateSSR
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    #6, here I come!
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    Any Bears fan not picking the winning season is in complete denial about the horsefeathering historically inept team they're a fan of. Like, the architects of all of their most recent humiliations are still in charge, come the horsefeathers on.
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