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Sammy Sofa

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  1. Sammy Sofa
    Wait, it's tomorrow? I guess I was timing opening day by when a game thread would go up, and just assumed since none was up that they weren't starting for a while.
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    Yes, but horsefeathers the choice of anyone who doesn't want to have to work around someone who simply decided to not get the vaccine.
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    And I don't know about BOLD predictions, but my BALD prediction is that Bryant finally gets hair plugs this year.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    this might have been funny pre-podcast days, wherein he's shown a great personality, IMO. Every time a serial killer is arrested you always have the people saying, "oh, he we never suspected anything; he was a such a nice/quiet/considerate neighbor!"
  7. Sammy Sofa
    Those gotta be transition lenses so he can be ready to rattle of a sweet dashcam vid at a moment's notice.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Last day to sign up, jerks.
  9. Sammy Sofa
    C: Willson Contreras 75 1B: Luke Voit 75 2B: Gleyber Torres 150 SS: Trevor Story 100 3B: Max Muncy 100 OF: Aaron Judge 75 OF: Ian Happ 25 OF: Yordan Alvarez 75 OF: Mookie Betts 75 DH: Pete Alonso 200 PMing bench players. God only knows who I'll pick.
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    It's just a watered down version of my brutalist, scorching "extending any of the current Cubs long term is a terrible idea" take.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Man, I have completely blanked on how to do this. Thank god for the wiki.
  13. Sammy Sofa
    "That shitty thing isn't going to happen because the Cubs could do an even shittier thing!"
  14. Sammy Sofa
    God dammit. I keep forgetting. SIGN UP SO MY MUSH BRAIN REMEMBERS, JERKS.
  15. Sammy Sofa
    A decade of Ricketts ownership and players reduced to breaking bad to make ends meet. That's impressive.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    I'll get signed up, too. Mods, can you pin these threads up everywhere, or something? IT'S THE ONLY GOOD BASEBALL THING LEFT.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    that might be because you got used to len sounding like kermit the frog for 16 years. i'm pretty sure we almost unanimously HATED that at first.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Damn, CF needs to calm the horsefeathers down.
  19. Sammy Sofa
    Opening day fans not hopeful of the Cubs.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    "White Sox parts ways" hurts a teeny tiny bit every time I read it.
  21. Sammy Sofa
    So lots of 1-0, 2-1 losses then.
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  23. Sammy Sofa
    Shoulda used the driver.
  24. Sammy Sofa
    Well, when you work for Tom Ricketts that's about all you can afford to clothe yourself.
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