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Sammy Sofa

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  1. Sammy Sofa
    More like Schlock Pederass. Wait, he did what? Eh....I stand by it.
  2. Sammy Sofa
    It's kind of awesomely insane and terrifying they managed to squeak out a crazy comedback WS win despite this only slightly changing pack of miscreants.
  3. Sammy Sofa
    So the Cubs have apparently won some games, but in the two I've watched they've had a total of, like, 2 hits, so fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck this.
  4. Sammy Sofa
    How is the thread title not something, like, "For once the Devil DIDN'T go down to Georgia."
  5. Sammy Sofa
    I'm gonna watch tomorrow, so they will lose horrendously.
  6. Sammy Sofa
    horsefeathering losers played well because it was a beautiful Saturday and they knew nobody was wasting their time watching.
  7. Sammy Sofa
    So you're saying we should expect more sac flies The wind added by the Cubs' routine torrent of swinging strikeouts might pump that horsefeathers up to hurricane force.
  8. Sammy Sofa
    Based on the sample size of the few times I have payed attention to the Cubs facing their bullpen over the last 3+-ish years, I can safely say the Pirates manage to trot out a collection of tricky pitchers and dominant fireballers season after season.
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    [expletive], I am so far not regretting not watching a second of the Cubs at all last year. This horsefeathering sucks.
  11. Sammy Sofa
    Coincidentally, it's also tinyface with the fly sac.
  12. Sammy Sofa
    Willson's got a sweet haircut this year.
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  15. Sammy Sofa
    Yeah, I know 2020 was a sham season, but Baez still played 59 games, and that line of his they just showed kinda made me gasp/snort. Jesus.
  16. Sammy Sofa
    Wait, he didn't. They thought he did? I'm confused.
  17. Sammy Sofa
    I completely forgot he had COVID.
  18. Sammy Sofa
    Well, alright then. Withdrawn!
  19. Sammy Sofa
    And apparently 9/13/19 was the last time I used Gameday.
  20. Sammy Sofa
    Everyone strikes out, except Joc mashes a dong, previewing how everyone will continue their depressing declines and will ultimately just be let go when the clock runs out, while Joc is traded off at the deadline as the kickoff to upcoming years of Perpetual Rebuild Hell.
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    horsefeathers, I guess it's been a good 18 months since I've even opened Gameday. I'm totally expecting it to be the exact same POS.
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  24. Sammy Sofa
    A flaming car careening off of a cliff is technically a type of blaze of glory.
  25. Sammy Sofa
    You can't resign from a job that you haven't done all year
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